KoF Chatroom

you stinky nonce

Nameless: Hey guys

Kyo: hey Nameless

Nameless: I have nothing to do this weekend and I was thnking maybe we could have a road trip. If not, then I'll just go alone.

Leona: No, we'd love to go

Iori: you would

Leona: Yagami don't be mean

Iori: Ughhh fine

Àngel: Hey guys, I heard Nameless was going on a road trip and I want to go.

Athena: Me, Kyo and Kensou would like to go.

Ash: Man you guys are lucky, Me and Betty are in France

Elisabeth: Don't worry, we'll go to your favourite Sachertorte Place.

Ash: Le Hooray

Nameless: so there's going to be: Iori, Leona, Àngel, Athena, Kyo, Kensou and me in a car.

Leona: Can't wait.

*1 hour later

Nameless: OK now that everyone's ready should we go.

Àngel: ye sure.

Nameless: OK, if I'm not driving then who wants to drive?

Iori: I can.

Nameless: Thanks Iori. Now I made something when I was in Mars, it's
Called the KoF diss track and it goes like this

Nameless: Iori, you stinky nonce, why don't you shower for once, Who gassed Leona up to wear a vest, we don't want to see your pasty back chest. Àngel, K9999 is gonna lamp you and you're gonna have to get a Nameless tattoo. Your boxing skills aren't gonna get you far, I saw Kula Diamond nearly beat you in a spa. Kensou is a fat little man, he's not Shun'ei at all and unlike you he's over 6 foot tall! He'll punch in the face, he'll punch you in the clinch, Kyo's dick is about 3 inches. Ash Crimson sat next to me, have you ever seen a Frenchboy that lanky? K' Dash, I don't know what to say, it's just a shame that his hair went grey, He'll have a heart attack soon, someone get a nurse, he'll have to do purple karaoke in a hurst. Moving on to Betty, she likes kids... Athena can't box, it just phony and she looks like my little pony. Antonov has no hair on his head. CYS's career is dead. I don't think there's anyone else to pass, so please pull over to let me out the car. (Inspiration is above)

Leona: I'm fucking dying 😂

Kyo: My dick isn't 3 inches lol

Athena: send that to Elisabeth and Ash 😂🤣😂.

Kensou: fam, I'm finna die 🤣

Àngel: "Moving on to Betty, she likes kids..." was the best part lol

Nameless: Thanks guys but I really got to piss and there is still 6 hours left of this road trip till we get to Louisiana and we're only in Detroit coming from Winnipeg.

Athena: these are going to be some fun hours

(Probably my longest chapter, but I love it anyways there are more parts to come so stay tuned. Byeeee)