Chapter Eleven: Oh God

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“Good morning Dr. Klein,” Mrs. A said as I walked into the room. I slid into my chair, as I glanced up at the woman who had been the cause of my man-hater nickname. How ironic was it for her to show up?

“Hi Mrs. A,” I replied quickly. “I see your back. So, what seems to be the problem today?”

“I think I might have an STD,” she blurted out. I blinked a few times in shock. An STD? Well that was not something I was expecting to hear. Last time we had met, she had just divorced her husband. I smirked a little as I closed her patient chart.

“Can you describe your symptoms?” I asked.

“I have a painful sore in my mouth,” she said dryly. Oh? Not that wasn’t something I was expecting either.

“So you’ve engaged in oral sex recently?” I proceeded. She nodded as I glanced inside of her mouth. She was right – she did have a sore in her mouth. I swabbed it and placed it in a bag, handing it to a nurse.

“What now?” she asked.

“Well, we wait for the tests to come back in a day or two, and then I’ll give you a penicillin shot,” I said casually. “It will clear up after that. Make sure you notify all sexual partner’s as well.”

“Thanks doctor,” Mrs. A said gathering her things. I grabbed her patient chart and handed it to a nurse outside. It seemed like now a days I was getting more and more patients with STDs. What the hell was going on? People just needed to stick to one monogamous sexual partner. That was the for sure way to avoid this thing.

I glanced at my clock as my stomach growled. I was so hungry I couldn’t think. I moved to the cafeteria and grabbed a salad. I pulled up to a table alone. I sighed as I Celeste moved her tray towards me.

“Hey Will,” she smiled.

“Hi,” I said casually stabbing my salad with my fork. We sat in awkward silence for a moment as I chewed on my salad. Celeste just glanced around.  I sighed finally giving.

“Go ahead,” I muttered.

“What?” she said innocently.

“Ask what’s been on your mind for the last few days,” I said. “I know you know what happened. I know he told you.”

“Is it that obvious? I can’t believe you guys lied to me first of all,” Celeste huffed. “I can’t believe you guys were friends with benefits. I’m shock and appalled.”

“Come on Celeste! You should be happy! We’re actually together now,” I said patting her on the back. “He and I are boyfriends.”

“Ha,” Celeste chuckled. “Hate to be the bearer of bad news Will, but you and I both know that Emilio isn’t boyfriend material. The last time he had a monogamous relationship – he was fifteen.”

“Thanks Celeste,” I grumbled. “Thanks for your support.”

EMILIO

I showered, brushed my teeth three times, flossed twice, ate a mint, sprayed a little cologne on my neck and even changed my outfit about four times. This relationship stuff was tough. It was going to take a lot for me to seduce Will. I mean the first time was easy as cake. The guy hadn’t been laid in years. Years! Shit, I had to make myself simply irresistible. This time around I would have to kick it up a notch.

I jumped up as soon as I heard a knock at my door. I glanced at the mirror for a minute, smoothing the stray hairs back. I looked delectable. I chuckled as I opened the front door.

“Will,” I said only to be greeted by Celeste’s smiling face. “Oh! It’s just you!”

“Ouch,” Celeste frowned. “Did you dress up and get all nice for me?”

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