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Introduction

Hello this is a new idea I had for a story. It's basically to do with the movie/musical Beetlejuice and the characters of Beetlejuice and Miss Argentina because Beetletina is great. Now I love the OG and musical versions of these characters but I have my own versions that are kinda slightly tweaked so I will give you some info on what they are like in my brain (yes I made most of them have something to do with Argentina because I love her so much in the musical). 

Beetlejuice:
-Fun
-Kind (To mostly Lydia and her family)
-Insults people a lot
-Sympathetic (To Lydia and her family)
-Is secretly in love with Miss Argentina
-Is very in love with the Maitlands
-Cool
-Not super evil
-Somehow gets along really well with Delia

Lydia Deetz:
-Best mates with Beetlejuice
-Loves that Delia is her Stepmother
-Sweet
-Sad at times
-Over every Dad joke Adam and Charles make
-Barbara and Adam are her besties
-Thinks Miss Argentina is awesome

Charles Deetz:
-Loving
-Kind
-Funny
-Embarrassing to Lydia and Delia
-Best living Dad ever

Delia Deetz:
-Kind
-Lovable
-Is super nice to Lydia
-Finds Beetlejuice fun
-Delia + Barbara = Dead and Alive friendship goals
-Her and Miss Argentina get along-ish 
-Best living step-mum ever
-Kinda maybe sorta develops a itty bitty crush on
Miss Argentina

Barbara Maitland:
-Super nice
-Besties with Lydia and Delia
-Loves Adam with all of her little dead heart
-Best dead step-mum ever
-Motherly
-Is a bit jealous of Miss Argentina

Adam Maitland:
-Overprotective of Lydia and Barbara
-Control freak
-Nice
-Awkward
-Loves Barbara soooooo much
-Sometimes gets on everyone's nerves
- Best dead Dad ever

Miss Argentina:
-Super super tall
-Kind to most
-She despises (but actually loves) Beetlejuice
-Is kinda mean and dismissive if you interrupt her dancing
-Seductive
-Can turn a straight woman gay
-Can do anything in a pair of heels
-Everyone either loves her or is jealous of her

Another thing is that this is the musical versions of the characters and I know that people tend to ship Beetlejuice and The Maitlands in the musical and to be fair I do as well but I personally feel that Miss Argentina has higher standards than movie Beej and that musical Beej will flirt with or at least try and hook up with anyone regardless of the fact that he loves The Maitlands. Also a quick starting warning most if not all chapters will include something about suicide or injuries/pain and there will be loooooads of mentions of blood. It's based on Beetlejuice what did you expect rainbows and unicorns? No cause unicorns are scary.