You Already Signed, Miss A

To The Order Of Miss Argentina

Adam and Barbara were almost finished with their first weekly service day. The contracts had been sorted except for one box. "Adam, what is this?" Barbara asked while looking at a box without a label. "I don't know. Should we ask her?" Adam answered he wouldn't say Miss Argentina because every time he said it she would pop up out of nowhere like demons and ghosts did and scare the dead daylights out of him. "Probably" Barbara said picking up the box and they walked over to Miss Argentina's office that was in the back room of the main Netherworld check in. "Hello is anyone in there?" Barbara knocked on the door and nobody answered. "Maybe she's in the main room" They both went through the hall way as they got closer they heard some music. They went through the door placing the box on the desk and when they turned around they just stood there watching as Miss Argentina and some of the other dead people were dancing. She was dancing and making dead people join in. "Hello" Adam began and nobody heard "Miss Argentina" he continued and she still didn't hear "Miss Argentina!" Barbara shouted and the music stopped and everyone looked at them. 

The green-blue Beauty Queen turned around slowly, grabbing her tear-away skirt that The Jokey was holding and walked up to them. "What do you want? You are interrupting my dance" Miss Argentina pronounced hands on hips and stood in front of them. Barbara and Adam looked up at her. "Uh we came to give you these. We didn't know what category they belonged in so we wanted to ask you" Barbara said pointing at the box of contracts "Also Miss Argentina, don't you think it's a bit inappropriate to be dancing at work during work hours?" Adam asked "¿No se dan cuenta estas personas de que tengo más de un trabajo que hacer aquí? Literalmente, en este punto, dirijo el Netherworld y ¿esperan que siga mi día sentado en una silla? Voy a bailar mi musica argentina cuando quiera. Ay Dios mío" She continued "Did you understand a word of that?" Adam whispered to his wife "Not a word". "Well then a synopsis for you. I do more than run the reception so I am allowed to dance whenever I want. Ok, now what are these?" Adam looked at his wife hinting that she should tell tell Miss Scary Green Woman.

"Well they are un-categorised contracts that we we're wondering if you knew what they were since you do run the Netherworld" Barbara answered. She was now terrified of Miss Argentina just like her husband. "Well I'll take a look quickly and then we dance" She said re-attaching her skirt. Everyone cheered and sat down going back to their books or magazines. "Right then let's take a look" the Beauty Queen voiced sitting down next to her desk her legs crossed and feet up on the table. Her heels so sharp they could've pierced a hole through Adam's stomach if he wasn't careful. For a woman who prided herself on being professional and put together she really enjoyed creating a wicked persona to go along with it. Flipping through the files she smiled and smirked at the fact there was one name written at the bottom of every contract. "These can stay here. They are mine" the couple looked at each other and then back to the woman. 

"What do you mean?" Adam asked then she showed them the contracts. Barbara took a hold of one of them and read it out loud. "To The Order Of Miss Argentina, whomever signs this contract must be committed to spending 1 month in the Netherworld doing her job for her whilst she has fun dancing with all recently deceased  signed Beetlejuice." The female ghost finished and the room cheered. "He singed another contract with you?" Adam questioned and Miss Argentina winked "All of these are To The Order Of Miss Argentina and all of them signed by Beetlejuice" She placed them in a drawer except the one Barbara was holding. "Do you want this one?" She told her "Yes please Barbara anyway it's time for you to go to the land of the living. Don't worry you all we will have a dance party when I get back" She finished before opening the door from the Netherworld. 

Delia and Lydia heard a noise downstairs. "Beetlejuice. I think Barbara and Adam are back" Lydia shouted before running downstairs. "Lydia darling, wait for me" Delia said following swiftly after "We're back" The ghost couple said in unison hugging Lydia "How was the Netherworld?" Delia asked "It was ok still as drab as usual but we brought someone with us" Barbara said and they looked and saw a green figure entering through the door "Miss Argentina!" Lydia screamed and hugged her "Hola Mami" She replied hugging Lydia back "How are you Lydia?" "Great actually Delia is the best Step-mom, Barbara and Adam are like my dead step-parents and Beetlejuice is super cool". Miss Argentina laughed at that last bit. She walked fully out and to the stairs "One moment" She said "Oh Beetlejuice, guess who?" She shouted upstairs. He came speeding down and in front of Miss Argentina and kissed her. "Mi hermosa Reina del Netherworld" he said after then she pushed him off of her "Hey! You never got permission to do that Beetlejuice travieso" She said slapping him "Aww come on it was just a bit of fun and you know you enjoyed it" He said to her. Beetlejuice kept his arm around the woman's waist but she tried to get him to let go of her.

"Not now" She whispered to him "Anyway here" Miss Argentina continued handing him a file with the contract "To The Order Of Miss Argentina, whomever signs this contract must be fully committed to allowing her to dance whenever she likes for 3 weeks signed Beetlejuice" She snatched that one away from him "Not that one the other one but one similar" Adam and Barbara stood there calm and confused while Delia and Lydia stood there confused and confused. Beetlejuice skimmed over it and he noticed the date written at the bottom of the paper "Oh fuck no" She laughed at his reaction "But you have to. It's the order of Miss Argentina" Her reply was the truth whoever it was to the order of got to make it anything and BJ would do anything to the order of Miss Argentina. "We need to go upstairs to uh discuss this" He said dragging her up there. "So now we have a demon green-blue dead Beauty Queen in our house?" Delia asked and the rest of them nodded.

A/N: Sorry about the whole uh google translate Spanish. It's cause I don't speak the language