Umbrella Academy as Dumb Quotes

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These quotes are from my book, which I'm planning on releasing when i graduate high school

Klaus

" "Lia Will do," I reply back to my usual quiet self, because I'm not like other gir- I'm kidding don't throw the book away"

Viktor

" I threw the paper off her desk to show my point when Mrs Nett laughed. I guess I'm not as good at expressing how I feel when I'm angry, I must have looked like a Tasmanian devil... "

Five

"Expand your vocabulary Jane, 'Loser'' is the oldest insult in the books. There are way more interesting insults like, 'Ignorant asshole', you ignorant asshole"

Diego

" "Tell The Truth, Or Someone Will Tell It For You, - Stephanie Klein" I quote, earning an annoyed look from the both of them. Hey! They were the ones to buy me an inspirational quote book for a present, they should've expected this. "

Ben

"This isn't some kind of rom-com movie, it's more like a cheap book written by a fifteen year old who's consistently on the verge of a mental breakdown, so that would be way too cliche."

Luthor

" While I was able to, I reached out to grab anyone who even semi launched away, but unfortunately I couldn't catch them all (POKEMON). "

In that scene, everyone was being tossed around by a storm and loads of them died, so the Pokémon comment might not make it to the final copy XD

Allison

"Today is the day I've been looking forward to for ages, I get to see everyone! When I woke up in the bed I almost jumped down, which would've been a terrible idea, given that it hovers a couple of feet above the ground.

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