Y/n: anyone who has a crush on me must be stupid or blind
Haruhi: Way to call us all out Y/n
Y/n: wut
Haruhi: You heard me
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Y/n: Honey-Senpai talks in his sleep sometimes
Y/n: It's adorable
Honey-Senpai: *Asleep* I'll fucking ruin this cake u piece of shit
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Kyoya: My, I've never danced with a commoner before
Y/n: And I've never danced with an asshole before so I guess we're even
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Y/n: Putting milk before cereal is solid reason to get divorced
Kyoya: You guys aren't married.
Hikaru: Who the hell puts milk before cereal
Kaoru: I do
Hikaru: *Betrayed* how could you
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Haruhi: Please remove the 'No Swearing' rule
Kyoya: No. But why?
Haruhi: *Points to the other side of the room*
Y/n: That pickles my dickle boys. That really butters my toast
Kyoya: Not my problem
Y/n: Kyoya. That peanuts my butter
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Fandom X Reader Incorrect Quotes
HumorIdek... Most incorrect quotes will be BNHA and Haikyuu, But i'll do more. There isn't a specific character x reader its random!!! If there is a 'Mature subject' in a quote i'll put the title like this ⚠️Title⚠️