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Y/n: anyone who has a crush on me must be stupid or blind

Haruhi: Way to call us all out Y/n

Y/n: wut

Haruhi: You heard me

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Y/n: Honey-Senpai talks in his sleep sometimes 

Y/n: It's adorable

Honey-Senpai: *Asleep* I'll fucking ruin this cake u piece of shit

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Kyoya: My, I've never danced with a commoner before

Y/n: And I've never danced with an asshole before so I guess we're even

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Y/n: Putting milk before cereal is solid reason to get divorced

Kyoya: You guys aren't married. 

Hikaru: Who the hell puts milk before cereal

Kaoru: I do

Hikaru: *Betrayed* how could you

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Haruhi: Please remove the 'No Swearing' rule

Kyoya: No. But why?

Haruhi: *Points to the other side of the room*

Y/n: That pickles my dickle boys. That really butters my toast

Kyoya: Not my problem

Y/n: Kyoya. That peanuts my butter

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