Monaca's Journey to McDonalds

The Epic Tale..

Despair tiddies announced to the Warriors of Hope, "We're going to go to Mcdonalds!!" Everyone clapped and hoorayed to despair tiddies. "But since some of y'all are dumbasses, Monaca is gonna be the only one to go." She then said. "Noooooo :(((" they all cried. Monaca hoorayed and spinned, monaca spun so fast in her hot wheelies she became a tornado and killed Despair Tiddies and everyone in Towa City. She shrugged it off and gone to McDonalds.

But then it hit her, how can she go in her hot wheelies if the bodies are blocking the way?? Then suddenly, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME IN HER MIND! She had gotten the big brain powers of Bill Nye, her brain expanded so big. It rolled off the bodies. Bill Nye then disappeared, making Monaca go back to her evil genius brain.

Monaca hot wheeled to her local McDonalds store. She forgot where McDonalds were. So she gone to a local TV store, bought a TV, get cable, and go watch Dora. "Hola, motherfuckers! We're trying to go to McFuckers!" The TV said. Monaca was planning to go follow the steps, to find McDonalds. "You go to the right when you find me on Tinder, you go to the left when you see someone that's not me. Then let's repeat!"

Dora said. Monaca followed the directions, and sooner enough. She found McDonalds!! Monaca was so happy she turned into a Towando! She crashed the McDonalds and killed all the workers. She got sad because she didn't get to eat McDonalds. But then, out in the sky, was a million burgers flying towards her!! Monaca had found happiness 😎