fake boyfriend ~jj maybank~1

pilot

"shut up." John B and Kiara say in unison

"now is not the time for joking, pope." Faye adds

"no, guys i'm serious." pope told us "there's a boat down there!" he repeats

"wait guys he's for real." Faye says leaning over the boat

"it's a boat!" john b exclaims

"holy shit! he's right." kie said

"shit lets go!" Faye says as she takes off the shorts she had on

"what if there's a dead body?" pope said. "guys wait up!"

"c'mon pope! get your ass in here!" jj told him.

"holy fuck! did you guys see that?" Faye exclaims coming out of the ocean and onto the boat

"bro that's a Grady white! a new one of those is like 500 g's, easy!" jj explained "that's a primo rig!"

"yeah thats the boat i saw when i surfed the surge." john b said.

"wait you surfed the surge?" kie asked

"dude, you saw a boat and didn't tell me? is that why you were staring out for so long?" Faye says

"Faye you too?" Kiara asked

"sorry mom." Faye tells her

"yeah pogue style!" JJ said giving John B a high five

"what the heck?" kie said

"no. but we're about to find out." john b says

"dude. that's too deep." jj tells him

"only for the weak and feeble, jj." john b tells him as he grabs the weight

"diver down, fool" pope says to him

"yeah he is!" jj says as he pushes him into the water

"should we go get him?" pope asks

"holy shit johnny that took forever!" faye tells him

"you scared the shit out of me!" kie told him

"any dead bodies?" pope asked

"looting potential?" jj asked

"no, but i found a motel key." he told us

"a key?" pope asked

"yes pope, a key." john b replied

"great! we salvaged a motel key!" jj said

"guys, we should report the wreck to the coastal guard." kie suggested.

"maybe we'll get a finders fee." Faye added

"yeah and not work all summer." jj said. "thanks agatha, ya batch."

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"okay so that didn't go well. whats next?" Faye asks

"i have an idea." john b said looking at the motel key.

"no. we don't know whose room it was." pope explains

"c'mon pope, we'll be lookout." kie informs him

"finders fee." john b adds

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"woah, i thought the chateau looked bad." jj said

"doesn't look like someone with a grady white would stay." john b said