fake boyfriend ~jj maybank~1

the lucky compass

"well that was fun, wasn't it? i love almost dying." faye said as they started driving

"i mean it's obvious, right?" john b asks. "a family heirloom, what better place to hide a message."

"it's possible, but it also could be possible that you're concocting wild theories to help deal with your sad feels." pope said

"you know how i process my sad feels, dank nugs and the stickiest of ickies, that's how i do it." jj says rolling a blunt

"i process my sad feels by blasting music to the point where i can't hear myself think." faye says with a smile on her face

"i'm not concocting okay? my dads trying to give me a message." he told them

"if it helps you believe john." faye says. "hey can i get a hit?" she says to jj quietly

"i don't need a therapy session okay? my dad is missing, you don't know what it's like to have the person closest to you just vanish." john b said

"he could've been kidnapped." jj said

"seriously?" faye said

"what do you think the message is?" kie asked him

"redfield lighthouse. it's my dads favorite place." john b tells her

"you're gonna post up and look out for bogeys, okay." john b told jj

"what? why me?" he asked

"because you're not coming." he told jj

"there are independent variables and dependent variables. you're independent." pope says

"just shut up, pope." he tells him

"pope, faye, you stay with jj. if we split up, meet back at jj's." john b said before going to the lighthouse.

"i'm gonna work on my essay." pope says

"alright will you just shut up?" jj says making faye laugh.

"hi." he says to the girl

"hi jj." she says with a smile on her face

"what'd you have to tell me earlier? when we were at john b's?" he asked her

"oh. right. okay so the night of the kegger i ran into rafe and-"

"he didn't touch you right? because i'll beat his ass." jj said

"no, he didn't but he has pictures and-" she got interrupted by the police sirens. "you have got to be shitting me."

"guys let's go." pope says

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"he what?! wow i didn't think he'd actually kiss you." faye said to kie as they were talking at the surf shop

"yeah, it was weird. it's not like i rejected him, but i did? i don't know." kie told her

"how do you feel about him?" she asked

"he's my best friend. that's what i feel." she replied

"well i-"

"hello ladies, i've come to get you guys." pope said walking into the shop

"i'm not going." kie said sitting down in a chair

"oh, if she's on going i'm not going." faye said.

"hey faye, kie. what's going on?" john b said coming into the shop after pope left

"i don't know lover boy you tell me." faye said walking behind the counter

"liza, let's go." jj called from the car

"i'm not going without kie!" she shouted back. kie and john b talked for a while about what happened and kie changed her mind.

"hey, you mind if i relax on this one? it's been a long day." jj said. "i'm just gonna lay low, oh did you want a hit of this?" he asked pope

"he doesn't, but i do." faye said taking the blunt from jj's hand

"i keep the signal clear." pope said

"look, i was wrong about the lighthouse. all right? but i was right about one thing, my dad is trying to send me a message." john b said

"this place is scary." kie told him

"yeah, john b what are we doing?" faye asked

"you know how you're trying to remember a song and can't remember who sings it?" he asked

"yeah." everyone said

"so redfield, this whole time i thought it was a place, but it's not a place. it's a person." he explained

"voi-effing-là" jj says

"my great great grandmother, olivia redfield. that was her maiden name." he says. "help me with this door."

"it's not gonna budge, guys." faye says watching from behind

"yeah this door is like 700 pounds." pope adds

"we didn't come all this way to get this far, come on." jj said

"woah!" pope said after hearing a snake hissing

"what is that?" faye asked

"a snake!" jj told her

"oh fuck no." she said running behind jj

"that's a moccasin." jj said. "ye olde dr cottonmouth. death in the tall grass." he said as he proceeded to bark at the snakes

"shut up, jj!" kie said

"jj don't bark at the fucking snakes what is wrong with you?" faye asked

"you're gonna wake the freaking dead, man!" pope said

"they're afraid of dogs, everyone knows that." jj explains

"oh jesus." faye says to herself

"wait. if there's one there's probably a dozen." he said

"jj stop, you know i hate snakes." faye says

"no more barking at snakes." john b tells him

"just making sure it's clear." he says

"we're not gonna get in there. it's not budging we should just go." pope said

"i can get through." faye said

"no. next." jj said

"wha- come on! it's for john b." she says

"you think you're gonna fit through that hole?" john b asked

"look johnny, this is about your dad. do i believe in it? maybe not but you deserve to know the truth." faye says

"fine." john b said

"okay, jj give me a boost." she told him

"alright, i've seen it in movies hundreds of times." jj explains

"okay what am i looking for?" she asked

"you'll know what you see it." he told her

"great." she says

"i'm in, flashlight please." she says

"you alive? got a heart beat and all?" john b asked

"uh no actually im dead." she says sarcastically

"thank you, smartass." john b says

"i need more light." she tells them

"did you find anything? is it gold?" jj asks

"oh my fucking god."