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⌦ · 𝘿𝙚𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙃𝘾

hi! this is for @Ohnoonono! thanks for the request btw :>
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[ Regular ]

· he smokes.
this is pretty obvious already tbh

· he normally gets teased :trolld:
he normally gets teased either about his height, or his smoking habit. he normally gets teased by either sanford or hank, or both. maybe even doc.

· his voice???
his overall voice has the ability to turn anyone on. go listen to his project nexus voice lines. siuhkdjerhgj gje ogfe oei rhkubt-

· he acts like a child.
he acts like tommyinnit, but minus the swearing. im not taking this back.

· he really likes singing.
either he would sing 'replay' by iyaz or he would sing some other song, which is actually very rare.

· he has mental breakdowns :(
sometimes he would look out the window while crying and smoking at the same time :(

· he has constant nightmares.
they are normally about purgatory, having to survive on his own, fighting against grunts and random chains without anyone else to depend on, and 'hallucinating' about the ones he loves and cares about.

[ X Reader ]

· he likes to give you roses; be it plastic or natural.
^^^^

· hes a lot more protective of you.
if he just sees you talking to another guy, then he'll straight up flip the guy off; or he would punch the guy.

· hes fine with pda.
hand holding in public is fine with him. kisses and hugs are a no-no in public.

· he never smokes in front of you.
considering that you technically are is s/o, he doesnt want you to get hurt, nor to get sick. so, he decided not to smoke in front of you. and if you do catch him smoking, you will be the only one to get him to temporarily stop. 

· you two would sing together :D
you both would normally sing his favourite song, 'replay' by iyaz. yes. thats his favourite song. though if you choose to sing something else with him, that would be perfectly fine. you could literally pick any song. even 'mask - sus remix' is fine with him.

· both of you cry together :(
if he would have a mental breakdown, you would ask him whats wrong, and he would vent to you. if you would have a mental breakdown, he would comfort you. (im goign to cry)

· related to the hc above,
he has constant nightmares of being in purgatory.
considering that he has seen fake clones or 'hallucinations' of his loved ones, and he doesnt want that to happen to you. :(

· related to the hc above,
he is very touch starved and clingy.
he constantly wants a reminder that you aren't simply just a hallucination. sometimes he breaks down while he's cuddling you, constantly repeating that he doesn't want to lose you, clinging to you as though you could vanish into thin air at any given moment. :(

· dinner dates! :D
he really does not care if the dinner date is fancy or not, he just wants to spend time with you.

[ Request for @Ohnoonono ]
[ Deimos x Tall!Reader ]

· he would be the little spoon.
considering that youre taller than him makes it quite obvious.

· grunts be starin-
the height difference is quite unusual, yes. but who cares? its deimos and y/n :D but all the other grunts still chose to stare. like wtf, nobody asked

· sometimes you both dance.
hmm, tall y/n dancing with short deimos? fascinating.
one time, you and deimos both danced to "daisy bells", yes, the song made in 1892. just thought it would be cute in this scenario.

· deimos would have to tiptoe to kiss you lmao
height check, youre taller than deimos. so he would have to put in some effort to kiss you.
haha short

· he would lay on your lap.
sometimes, very rarely, when nobody is around, he would lay his head on your lap. hes shy to do it, and he always seeks permission from you to lay his head on your lap.

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HWOAJSFSD i finished it right before my class started skd fvodj fivun-
i tried to make the headcanons longer but i dont have creativity :_)

[ edited on sept. 17, 2021 ]