madness combat oneshots and headcanons

gaming hcs

JESSE WE'RE GAMING YEAHHHHHHH
oh yeah i have a carrd btw lol
https://ihaveprostatecancer.carrd.co/
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Hank

- ah yes, this man.
- he owns a pair of headphones with cat ears
- he's a sweat.
- very sweaty in first person shooter games
- he owns multiple consoles and controllers
- oh yeah include the 3 pc's with rtx 3080 and 4000's
- and include the mechanical clicky clicky keyboard
- and include that one switch he doesnt use anymore
- and the xbox
- and the ps5
- etc etc
- his gaming username is a pun
- "Hank_Win-a-Ton"
- he used to stream
- yes thats my hc
- he knows everything about twitch
- he normally likes fp shooter games
- like valorant, arsenal, etc etc
- he also really likes minecraft pvp
- he prefers pc and controller
- doesnt like mobile
- absolutely hates mobile

Deimos

- trolls.
- OH GOD HE TROLLS
- he keeps trolling others
- even his own teammates
- plays on a windows 13 pc 💀💀💀💀
- has an rtx 4000
- multiple of them actually
- has matching usernames with sanford
- "FreshSmokedAss69"
- loves the username
- doesnt think he'll change it ever again
- it's beautiful
- has a membrane keyboard
- hank visibly cringed when he saw dei's setup
- "its disgusting" he commented
- deimos likes fp shooter games
- but he isnt a sweat
- if he dies, he dies
- it's just a game anyway
- oh yeah he loves minecraft
- likes the shaders as well
- got philza'd
- i feel like deimos is the true gamer
- not too sweaty
- not too chill
- prefers pc
- controllers feel weird for him
- mobile is ok

Sanford

- doesnt play video games often
- although he does know most of the controls
- he has a gaming laptop instead of a pc
- i like his decision
- he isnt much of a sweat
- he doesnt find much fun in playing games
- but its fun when played with others
- he likes more calming games
- like minecraft
- roblox
- etc etc
- he really tries his best to keep deimos from trolling
- he fails
- every time
- his username matches with deimos'
- "AssSmokedFresh420"
- will not change the username unless deimos does
- he laughs at half of deimos' memes
- while he's laughing he gets killed by hank
- of course
- it happens all the time
- he has low fps
- more specifically 20 fps
- hank doesnt like ford's fps
- hes also the type of person to play fortnite

2BDamned

- has multiple monitors
- and by multiple i mean more than 6
- hank thinks thats too much
- 2b used to stream with hank
-  4 monitors with chat
- hes always the impostor in among us
- he has a pro gamer set B)
- it was left unused for 2 years
- all his monitors are now used for work
- was practically forced to play games with hank at the time
- "Big_D(issenter)"
- chuckles at his own username
- probably won't change it anytime soon
- his nickname in the discord server with the main 3
- is
- "2BDaddy, auGH"
- he doesn't remember who changed it to that
- but he won't change it back

Tricky

- absolutely loves rhythm games
- loves jacks, double notes, trills, etc.
- likes mobile :)
- doesn't like playing on phones though, thinks it's too small of a screen
- prefers ipads/tablets
- very sweaty in games
- whether it be rhythm, fp shooter, motherfucking OSU,
- he can and will rage if he doesn't win
- unless it's something way too challenging for him
- has broken multiple switch controllers trying to beat cuphead 💀
- once broke an ipad trying to beat some guy in funky friday
- said guy was later hacked by some unknown entity
- i literally don't know who hacked that guy, but it wasn't the clown
- anyway
- doesn't have a setup, only has an ipad
- always steals a new ipad when the previous one dies
- jebus eventually taught tricky that chargers exist
- clown didn't listen

Auditor

- prefers more calming games
- like minecraft or terraria
- likes to play on either a laptop or a pc
- mobile is fine, but it doesn't have java edition :(
- "BIGBADAUD_999"
- he thinks the name is funny
- he and tricky sort of worked on the name
- mainly because  he didn't know what to put as his username
- once attempted to start an SMP with the others, it didn't work out
- needless to say, tricky kept raging whenever he would die
- whether its by a zombie, creeper, spider, etc., he'd rage
- so audi had to shut down the server
- 'twas a lot more peaceful after that

Jebediah

- prefers calming games similar to the auditor
- minecraft or terraria
- can play on all devices, he doesn't really care
- "TH3_SAVI0UR."
- yeah that's fine with him
- is the one who always calms tricky down when clown rages
- joined the "AudiSMP"
- yes that was the name
- anyway
- thought that dei and san were a good pair
- he's happy for them
- hank was eerily silent, wonder why

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goddamn i got 10 drafts in this mofuckin book bruh 💀💀💀💀

ok but fr i forgot this book existed
i closed requests so i can finish the ones i havent finished lmao
school is a pain in my ass that wont go away
still tryna finish current reqs tho

im fixating on the cuphead show rn
doesnt mean i lost interest in madness combat
so ye

updates have been hella slow fr, sorry for that yall