madness combat oneshots and headcanons

⌦ · sanfo

please friend me on discord im lonely :( 
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[ Regular ]

· he likes using melee weapons.
he is inhumanely skilled at using melee weapons, but he would use guns from time to time.

· he likes teasing deimos, also known as the child.
he normally teases him for his height, and his attitude. 

· he likes fishing.
he uses a hook to kill agents. get real. he does like fishing, and if nevada werent a red wasteland, he would go out to fish almost every day. wow ok

· he cares about others.
he legit cried when deimos met his demise; so i would headcanon that he may or may not be quite soft. 

· whoa he can cook
he is the best cook out of the trio, with hank as a 'so-so' cook, and deimos burning everything with the damned stove. his most preferred meal is paella, or basically any seafood dish.

[ X Reader ]

· the both of you like to fish together.
ok so im going to make rivers exist in nevada. dont ask.

· you both watch movies together.
normally you would snuggle up to sanford in the middle of the movie <3

· you would normally be the little spoon.
^^^^

· he doesnt want you getting hurt in missions.
even though he would want you to tag along during his and deimos' missions, he fears that you would get hurt, or even die. he doesnt want that. not again.

· anime.
the both of you bingewatch your favourite anime every other day when theres nothing else to do.

· he is quite hesitant with pda.
high fives, hand holding, etc. are fine with him in public. kisses make him uncomfortable in public

· deimos no
deimos would always interrupt you and sanford's cuddle sessions >:( like bruh why

· he gets jealous easily.
for example, you have a friend thats a boy, and youre hanging out with him. sanford would send a death glare to your friend from a distance.

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wow omg i actually finished another chapter

whoa amazing