"Not So Innocent, Huh?" | • My Hero Academia

Chapter 1

Uraraka was sitting in her room, extremely bored. Classes were over and she finished with the homework so she had nothing to do.

Then it dawned on her. "Why the fuck I didn't think of this before?" the pal thought while picking up the phone.

She went into the group chat and texted "Hey guys! Let's go shopping" impatiently waiting for response.

After a few minutes, she went back into massages to check if someone responded. Luckily for her, there was a response from Deku.

"Girl, with what money?" the text said. Uraraka frowned.

"They always gotta make fun of me for being broke, don't they?" she said out loud. Her response was quick.

Uraraka: "😐"

Tsuyu: "Just go rob a bank 🙄"

Iida: "Excuse me?! Robing a bank is extremely against the law and not very hero like!"

Todoroki: "Neither is attempted murder."

Deku: "Neither is...what Todoroki said."

Iida: "Oh...? That's how you wanna play?"

Iida: "At least I didn't stole a fucking All Might merch from a dead man."

Deku: "Watch your mouth."

Tsuyu: "Why is this group chat even called Dekusquad?"

Deku: "Because I'm the boss."

Todoroki: "But why tho?"

Deku: "Because my father didn't abuse me and I don't get panic attacks every time I see a kettle."

Iida: "Boy, what father?"

Tsuyu: "LMFAOOOOO"

Iida: "Oopsie"

Deku: "Dead brother"

Iida: "Missing father"

Deku: "A fucking robot"

Iida: "Son of a bitch"

Deku: "Asshole"

Iida: "Fucker"

Deku: "Motherfucker"

Iida: "Fuck off"

Deku: "🖕🏻"

Uraraka: "I'M CRIJH"

Uraraka: "CRYJYG"

Uraraka: "CEYING"

Uraraka: "CRYING****"

Iida: "No money"

Uraraka: "You know Iida, me and you are actually almost the same person. We both don't have a sister. Or a brother. The only difference is that I never had any and for you? Well, someone took care of him."

Tsuyu: "YOU DID NOT"

Tsuyu: "Anyways, guys I have a problem. This one guy won't stop flirting with me, what do I do?"

Uraraka: "Block him???"

Deku: "Cut his dick off???"

Iida: "Kill him???"

Tsuyu: "I would, but I don't know what to do with the body lol, Todoroki, what do you think?"

Todoroki: "I have no idea, Uraraka?"

Uraraka: "Iida?"

Iida: "Deku?"

Deku: "Burn it?"

Uraraka: "Excellent! Problem solved. Can we finally go shopping now?"

Tsuyu: "I'm already outside waiting for you four. You better be here for five minutes or I'm leaving without you."

Uraraka got up and hurried to met up with Tsuyu. It was evening, the perfect time for shopping.

Little did they know...there will be thousands of notifications waiting for them when they come back. It looks like they didn't text in the group chat they usually do. And that was their huge mistake.