[very slow updates]
Basically this goes through all the way to expurgation, basically Hank and Tricky have to kinda team up because Auditor has the halo and is fucking up the world so Complicated the Clown and Hankkerchief have to work together to s...
There i was knocked off the platform and now free falling, the hot air blowing past my face. This was it... Auditor had won... Nevada was fucked... all of our hard work was just cast to the side like trash... i failed everyone.... i failed Deimos.... i failed Sanford.... i failed Doc.... i failed everyone.... i was supposed to save Nevada but i just doomed it. i closed my eyes for probably the last time, practically accepting fate. there was nothing i could do but fall.
(time backwards skip to literally the beginning of it)
(nobody's pov:)
Hank was just standing by a building minding his own business, he was playing a gameboy but he sucked ass on it so he just turned it off and stared at the sky.
It was grey as usual and to top it off it was a calm day, people were either hanging out in the park or doing their own thing all and all it was a nice day though Hank didn't like the day as much since he was stuck being bored, he tried making friends but he either just stared at them or somehow scare them so he was alone.
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But then a another person jumped from around the corner, scaring the shit out of Hank.
"HEY THERE!!"
(Hank's pov:)
I screamed as the person jumped from behind the Building and fucking shouted at me.
"Are you Hank J. Wimbleton?"
I stared at them, calming down.
"...yes, why?" The person beamed up as they grabbed my shoulders, i was incredibly tempted to punch them but i didn't.
"FINALLY!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME" I just stared at them. Like....what....we all look completely different, it's not hard to tell which of us is who.
"what do you want."
"OH, i want you to..." They pulled out a necklace, i immediately told them i wouldn't buy it.
"buy it? no, you can have this for free!"
what??? "...sooo....i can take this?"
"yup!"
"for free?"
"yup!"
"like...'take take' this?..."
"Are you like this when someone gives you something?"
"no, it's just weird when you're minding your own business then a random person decides to randomly look for you and hand you a necklace. weirdly."
"just take the necklace already."
"i don't even know you and why should i?"
"o h m y g o d . . . my name is C.P.D and you should take this because this will be useful for you later."
"how-"
"t a k e i t d a m m i t."
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Without a second thought i took it and put on. The person was gone without a trace which was slightly concerning but i brushed it off, the Necklace was a blue moon that must've belonged to a second half because there was a little key type thing.
(here's what it looks like, yes it's dumb ik)
I also saw a symbol on the back of it but yet again i ignored it since it wasn't really that important.
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so i went back to standing which was probably way more productive than getting a weird necklace though i decided that i could go stand somewhere where it was open.
maybe the park?
(yes this was dumb but fight me also C.P.D is a character i made, he makes sure that a story or something progresses because Convinient Plot Device bull shit. also yes she cosplays.)