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[very slow updates] Basically this goes through all the way to expurgation, basically Hank and Tricky have to kinda team up because Auditor has the halo and is fucking up the world so Complicated the Clown and Hankkerchief have to work together to s...

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Birthday

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by batter_batter

by batter_batter

(this isn't apart of the story but i thought it was wholesome or somethin idk, this technically counts as a oneshot but whatever)

Hank's pov:

It was yet again October 15, my birthday.
I never found my birthday to be worth celebrating since we are in a literal apocalypse but also in general.

"HAAAAANK"

oh no.....i don't want to fight right now....i started running, hearing footsteps getting louder and faster.

"HAAAANK, HAAAAANK"

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-"

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And so Tricky tackled me to the ground.

"HAAANKY!!!"
The clown screeched, making my ears commit bleed.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?"
Tricky leaned up close to my face giggling before quietly saying.

"Clown wants Hank to open."
They gave me a box that was sloppily tied together and a note that was also sloppily written.

"what the fuck??..."

I opened it up to find a little cupcake covered in red frosting along with a little candle.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

"...is this a birthday present???"
Tricky nodded excitedly, how the fuck did Tricky know my birthday...

"what do Hank think!!
do Hank like!?
Clown spent long time making it!!!!"

No One's pov:

Hank just stared at the cupcake, surprised at the fact how the cupcake looked pretty decent and also the fact that Tricky wasn't attacking him.

"NEVADA TO HAAAAANK, WHAT DO HANK THINK OF CUPCAKE!?"

".....it looks.....tasty??"

"CLOWN SPENT LONG TIME MAKING CUPCAKE, CLOWN EVEN PUT STRAWBERRY"

Hank was just surprised, call it shock but they were stuck on saying thanks or just killing the clown.

"....um....thanks.."

"ANYTI-"

Without missing a beat Hank shot the clown and ran off, Hank was shit at being slightly nice but at least they tried.

(lol there is a part 2 but ye enjoy this ^v^