Hankers pov:I just sat at the table, staring at the cupcake still.
I just couldn't stop thinking about why my enemy wasted his time with this and how they knew my birthday....usually this wouldn't bother me but it for some reason did...
"You alright there, bud?"
I immediately pointed my gun at the voice, it was just Deimos.
". . . i see i spooked you there-
anyways you good?
you've been staring at that cupcake for over 15 minutes.""it's nothing."
"you suuuuure?
i mean are you reeeeaaaally suuuure??
like i know you would've eaten it by now.""that's Sanford, you're confusing me with Sanford."
"i mean don't you love strawberry-"
He immediately shut up and tried to play it cool but i could tell he knew something...
"oh so this is strawberry?
i mean that's quite odd....""i mean..i could smell it."
"are you sure about that?
it smells mostly like chocolate, the only way you could tell is if you ate it.oh.
and look.
no bite marks."
"i think...um-"
He was practically shivering in his boots, the only people who knew my favorite flavor was Sanford and this bone head, he raised his mic to his mouth to most likely make up an excuse.
"oH hey San!!
yOU NEED ME RIGHT AWAY!?
OK!"He acted like he shut off the mic.
"sORRY BUT SANNY NEED MY HE-"
Before he could leave i tossed my dagger at the wall in front of him, making him stop immediately."you worked with the clown, didn't you?"
"i-"
"think before you say another excuse because i won't miss this time."
"OKOKOK CALM DOWN DUDE, HE JUST ASKED ME WHAT FLAVOR YOU LIKED SO I TOLD HIM-"
"SO YOU DISCLOSED PRIVATE INFORMATION TO THE ENEMY?"
"I MEAN HE JUST ASKED!
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!!!""take a bite."
I grabbed the cupcake and put it in front of him.
"wh-what??"
"TAKE. A. BITE."
He hesitantly took a bite, i needed to make sure this wasn't poisoned, who knows what that fucking clown could be thinking.
". . . oh.
this isn't half bad!
very light and fluffy!""..."
I stared at the cupcake and hesitantly turned around to where Deimos could only see my back, i lowered my mask and took a bite.
my god was it delicious.
I ate the rest incredibly fast and put my mask up, facing Deimos again.
"you're lucky it wasn't poisoned but disclose any information like that again i swear i'll personally debone you like a chicken"
". . . ᴼᴷ. . ."
He walked off but i needed to know how Tricky found out and find out his true intentions.
(Time skip)
Tricky's pov:
I was just fixing my mask and when i mean fixing i mean just putting tape on it and calling a day, i couldn't see out of it but it isn't that bad!
"HEY CLOWN!!"
I immediately turned around to where the person was.
"HANK?!
DID YOU COME BACK TO PLAY AGAIN!""first of all, fuck your games and second of all, you're facing a wall."
". . ."
I took off my mask and pulled out my stop sign, i can't wait to play our little game!
"of course you instantly want to fight..
bring it on, you fucking clown!!"Hank took out their gun and knife as they ran towards me, they tried stabbing me but i dodged and hit them with my sign.
They whipped around and shot me, i stumbled back a bit before getting stabbed by them and kicked to the ground, i rolled to the side as he grabbed rock and tried to drop it on me.
"hehehe!!
you're gonna have to be faster than that Hanky!~"I giggled and laughed he hated that nickname or something because whenever i said it he would turn red out if anger!
"SHUT IT-"
He shot me a bit more, i eventually used my stop sign as a spear but he dodged and managed to grab it in the air before swinging it back and stabbing me in the chest-
"hURK-
OWIE!!!
YOU KNOW THAT SPOT HURTZ A LOT!!"I still remember that day where i died....well not completely, i just remembered the pain i felt when it stabbed my through the chest..
good times!"STOP IT WITH THESE GAMES AND TELL ME RIGHT NOW"
welp...the jig was up.
"fine...i ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.."
"wait what??
no-
not that!
the other thing!""...????
eleborate for clown pleaze."He sighed obviously frustrated.
"the cupcake, dumbass!"
"oh noes-
did clown mess up?"He facepalmed himself, i hope i didn't ruin the recipe :(
"NO-
IM WONDERING WHY AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY WAS!?"
"OOOOh
eazy!!!
clown found documents about you!!
clown wanted to make cupcake for their favorite enemy<3"Hank's pov:
The bastard made a heart with their hands....im not sure how to react to this...
my face feels like an oven...
there has to be more."there's more, isn't there!"
I pushed the sign a bit deeper
"OW
STOP IT!!!""only if you stop lying."
"but clown iz'nt!"
I kept looking at him, he didn't seem nervous...fidgety or have any body language of deceit..
He wasn't lying.
"...."
I pulled the sign out of him, he toppled to the ground from pain, i tossed the sign in front of him before walking away.
I had no idea how to think of the situation so i left.
(henlo it is i, your local dumbass.
i just wanted to write this out to let you all know that i will be continuing this and that updates are hella slow.
it might be a bit since i have shit happening in my life almost all the time.
since that's why time for myself is slim but i still really want to continue it because i made an actual whole story for this and im not going to stop til i actually complete this.
until then I'll leave, i wish you a good day :)
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Fanfiction[very slow updates] Basically this goes through all the way to expurgation, basically Hank and Tricky have to kinda team up because Auditor has the halo and is fucking up the world so Complicated the Clown and Hankkerchief have to work together to s...