Okay lets see what we got here ...
OH! Hi there reader er... Didnt expect you start reading this right away i guess i need some time to prepare ... Okay we got some thing ... AH! Yes a blank sheet of paper great .
Okay Im going to start writing the story you can do something else in the mean time.
I guess you didnt read me right i said "im busy writing the story come back later."
I M BUSY COME BACK LATER!!!
Stop reading I said STOP READING!!!
Oh! So you think i already have a story you think im messing around with you.
Well guess what? I dont, I DONT HAVE A STORY!!! Oh so you are just going continue reading
I see...okay you want to keep reading have it your way. I dont have a story!...
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Okay fine lets start with aleast a basic outline of a story ,okay?
Lets see... Err.... Tom! Yes there lived a girl named Tom.
Wait that does sound right ... Errrr ... Boy? Ah yes!
There lived a boy named Tom.
Great we have a good start... Now what?
Lets uhh... 69... No thats too much ... 16? Yes!
He was 16 years old and he was a uhh... Yes!Human
okay we got a the greatest story of all time here i tell you that.
He was a normal school going boy he used to go to school everyday
Everyday he used to sit at his desk open a book pretend to read it and close the book
He didnt had friend nor did he had parent to take care of him. Because we have to keep the story simple here. He always felt happy ... No err... Lonely but one day something different happened
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... Uhhh what could be good enough to let you keep reading this... Uhhh
By the way author, did every try smashing your head on a keyboard to find ideas? Maybe it could work
Author: not really lets try it yggdivdituvgdfvyfggivgy AH HA! I have got an idea!
Okay so lets continue
His books that he had to pretend to read were gone.
Oh! How tragic, how will he fulfill the only purpose he had?
Tom asked a class mate nearby ...err wait tom can talk? Yes? Yes ! Yes he can!
The classmate pointed at the ceiling without saying a word
Tom looked upwards to see what it was it was just the boring ceiling and nothing specific was different
Tom look back at the classmate and the classmate started laughing.
Taking offence Tom punched the classmate in the face. *poof*
After that the classmate collapsed and was rendered unconsious everyone in the room started panicing
and running around after every one left Tom alone Tom let out a long disgusting fart *prrrrrrrf*
And thats how our story begins!
To be continued...
YOU ARE READING
How to Write a Book with a Book (the Book edition)
Humorokay before you start hatin i'm going to confirm one thing this is a STORY this is a story about a writer trying to write a story and the narrator is helping him
