okay author its been a long time since you made another chapter i thought you were dead.
Author : Well actually I was. But I contacted the necromancer to revive me. But she when revived me she started treating me like a slave and made me do the dishes and..
Okay author we are not here to hear your sad bizarre story about how you came back to writing books.
Author: well actually I was working on another book of mine I'll publish the book after I have completed this one so... ya.
Okay... let's continue with the story shall we.
Nadia woke up because Tom shouted in her ear. She said "What the hell are you doing!" to which Tom replied "Screaming into your ear so you wake up." "Well I can see that, but was it necessary?" "Nope." after that statement there was an awkward silence because the author was suffering from a chronic disease called the 'writers block'
Author : You know what narrator let's do something that hasn't been done before.
Really? like wha...
THERE WAS AN ULTIMATE DOUBLE RAINBOW APPEARING IN THE SKY AND ALL THE PEOPLE WERE DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY AND DOING MLG 360 NO SCOPES OVER 9000 TIMES WHILE DUBSTEP LORD STARTS DROPING THE BASS AND EVERTHING GOES LIKE BAH WOWOW WUBWUBWUBWUB ERRR BAH WOWOWOW BEPBEPBEPEBPEBP LOL BAH WOWOW ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOWOW ANE DEN SUDNLEE DE UTHOR SARTS MEKING ALUT UF SPEELING MISTAAK AND EVEABODY DIES
THE END
Errr... author? you there? are you alive?
Author: yup definitely I would like some burger with the cheese.
Thank god you are alive.
Author: Ya Ya. I would definitely get married to a unicorn.
Well maybe not.
Author: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...
Author? are you sleeping ? Well I think he is sleeping great just gre...
Author: LETS GET THIS BANANA PARTY STARTED!!!
Oh well there he goes again. okay lets continue with the story.
Author: rgua ' awewxr xisw
Author I'm pretty sure you didn't smash you head against the keyboard what did you do.
Author: Shhhhhh... it's a serect
That's not even the right spelling of ...
Author: shhhhhh...
er.. okay lets continue with the story.
after the chaos that just occurred the awkward silence was broken by Tom because he just *PRRRRRTTFFF* farted
After that Nadia exclaimed "EEEEEEWWWW! GROSS." "What! Its the cycle of life you should appreciate it." "NO! that's gross and shouldn't do it in front of a girl." " You are a girl?" "Well obviously!" even though it was obvious Tom had a confused look on his face as if he doesn't know what the hell is going on.
But then suddenly there was someone who entered into the classroom and the Author being the douche he is, decides to leave a cliffhanger.
to be continued...
Really author?
Author : What! People say that cliffhanger increase the anticipation of the story.
But you didn't even try to continue the story
Author: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz...
GOD DAMMIT!
YOU ARE READING
How to Write a Book with a Book (the Book edition)
Humorokay before you start hatin i'm going to confirm one thing this is a STORY this is a story about a writer trying to write a story and the narrator is helping him
