Real Authors note:
Sorry for not updating this book for a while, but guess what I'm back (kinda) well I'm going to try to post a new part every friday...ish. (don't hold your breath). I know the wait is has been unrealistically long so much so that every single 'fan' if I may, has left because of the inactivity so I'm going to start writing again hope you guys enjoy it.
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Author: wait... what the hell was THAT!!!
What?
Author: THAT! the thing before I started talking.
what are you talking about?
Author: 'Real Author Note' thing.
I have no idea what are you talking about.
Author: DON'T ACT DUMB I KNOW YOU SAW THAT!!!
Real Author: Are you guys talking about me?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!
Author: THAT'S THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!! WHO ARE YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!!
Real Author: I'm the real author of the book.
Author: No! That's me!
Real Author: No, you see you are a character I have written for this book.
Author: What that's not possible...
Actual Real Author: Well actually I'm the real author and I wrote both of you into this scene.
What!!!?
Positive Actual Real Author: No, no, lets not get too sure here, because I'm the real author of this book and I wrote all three of you in this scene.
Guaranteed Positive Actual Real Author: NO! All of you are wrong, because the real author doesn't know how to count and also I'm the one who wrote all 27 of you in this part.
Original Guaranteed Positive Actual Real Author: NO... The real author of the book doesn't how to speel korektly dats y I'm de reyal authur.
Verified Original Guaranteed Positive Actual Real Author: The real author believes in social hierarchies and would prefer 'UPPER CASE LETTERS' instead of 'lower case'.
I dont even know whats going on anymore...
Srujan: Uh... guys can I say something...
EVERYBODY: NO!!
srujan: ºʰ ºᵏᵃʸ...
Well this doesn't seem to solve anytime soon so...
To Be Continued....
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How to Write a Book with a Book (the Book edition)
Humorokay before you start hatin i'm going to confirm one thing this is a STORY this is a story about a writer trying to write a story and the narrator is helping him
