Oh! So you are back for more, you just can't keep the excitement in, can you?
Okay,okay Im going to do my job and narrate the story forward okay *AHEM*
There Tom stood not knowing what to do after he punched the classmate.
Then suddenly Tom saw a locker at the corner of the room that he never saw before
His reaction to this was "-- -.-- / -- --- -- / .. ... / ..-. .- -" ...uh author what language did tom speak
Author: Morse code i heard that its the universal language.
Well to be honest it is the universal language but we need something simpler to understand
Some language the reader wont need a translator for AH HA!
Tom said "私の母は太っている" uh... I don't think so that the reader understood it lets try again
Tom said "WOW! When did that locker came here." Well at least it doesn't sound generic...
Tom approached the locker and tried to open it and of course it was locked *poof*
Tom punched the locker because he thought that everything in the world can be solved by a punch.
Tom saw a key and the key had a tag that said "THIS IS OBVIOSLY THE KEY TO THE LOCKER!!!"
Tom didn't understand what that statement meant so he *poof* punched the key? Okay so he punched the key and the key took zero damage (i have no idea why is this para so small)
The key suddenly turn into a unicorn ... wait no AUTHOR THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Author: what do you mean it makes perfect sense it shows how society expects so much from us that we could not keep up with its expectations and once in a while we have to be a unicorn to have fun to be free to be...
Okay author I understand but this is not a philosophic story the reader could be anyone and not all of them understand deep philosophy like you.
Author: okay, okay, fine lets think uh...fdcvrihiuhygruhgiyr AHA!!!
OKAY so tom found the key and he threw it on the locker that was locker and the locker opened for some reason the locker had a picture , it was a girl Tom had no idea who she was so he drew a picture of her to remember her this is the picture:
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Okay that there was probably the best drawing of all time .
So after Tom had shamelessly displayed his work of art he noticed that the classmate didn't have a gender cause the whole time we never actually called it by a name or said it was a girl or a boy or addressed it by 'him' or 'her' Tom felt bad for her so he decided to give it a gender which was unintentionally done by the narrator 16 words ago. Tom called the classmate 'Nadia' .
WOW author you actually thought of a unique name you are getting good at this.
Author: uhhh really ?
Yes! Nadia is quite a unique name even I wouldn't have thought of it. Okay so lets continue forward Nadia was sleeping (possibly dead) on the floor Tom felt a slight bit of guilt and affection for her , he leaned close to her face... wait NO ! NO! AUTHOR THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A ROMANTIC STORY!!!
Author: what are you talking about? READ IT FUTHER !!!
Tom felt a sight bit of guilt and affection for her , he leaned close to her face and he said "WAKE UP! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DEAD!!!"
Okay I guess this is enough for the first chapter.
Author: what! We were at the best part!
This whole story is improvised there is no 'best part' ...*sigh* so what do you want the chapters name to be... like you know... the title.
Author: The Title.
Yes what is the title
Author: NO! the name of the chapter is 'The Title'.
That is the most laziest title you can think of.
To be continued...
YOU ARE READING
How to Write a Book with a Book (the Book edition)
فكاهةokay before you start hatin i'm going to confirm one thing this is a STORY this is a story about a writer trying to write a story and the narrator is helping him
