"Theodore The Chipmunk wants to send you a message"
"hi sexc, i think ur sexc" the text message reads. you shriek ecstatically at the text from the saggy singing rodent baby. "wow.. I think ur pretty sexc too.." you include the emojis of the fingertips touching each other to show off your introverted and quirky personality.
"hahaha ur so sexc. Did i tell u how sexc u r. cuz wow ur sexc." the saggy singing rodent baby replies to your text message after 8 picoseconds. In truth, you did not find him all that sexc. But you were glad that he found you more sexc than c/n did.
"omg stoppppppp" you tell him. Because you really want him to stop.
"ok! let's go on a d8!" says the saggy singing rodent baby. after heavy consideration, you decide "Yes!"
"let's go swimming so i can be a pervert and look at u without clothes hahaha" says the saggy singing rodent baby. Suddenly, you feel the heebie jeebies.
"wow there hot mamaz. Let's be modest and go to a museum" you say to advert his perverted suggestion
"ok! see u there" says the saggy singing rodent baby. Suddenly, you feel as sick and disgusted as the time you ate raw oysters at a school science fair
