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"what r u doin there..." you ask the saggy singing rodent baby as he unzips his pants.

"i have been waiting all 18 years of my life for this....!" you are taken aback by his age. His dwarfing condition is worse than you initially thought. How predatory of him! "stop theodore, I refuse your advances!!" he puts his slimy face next to yours. Up close, you are even more repulsed by the condition of his skin!!! you reach for your 80 volt taser. "maybe if i deep fry your face, your pimples will go away"

but the saggy singing rodent baby responds the same way that Helen Keller would; he does not respond to you. He is now on top of you on the park bench and unzipping his pants!!

your expression changes to horror as if you are in line at Starbucks and someone orders the last batch of cake pops

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your expression changes to horror as if you are in line at Starbucks and someone orders the last batch of cake pops. It is 4 inches, which is considerably impressive because that is almost half his height. You are now kicking and punching against the fat mass as he forces his vomitous chode against you. But the kinetic energy is absorbed by his fat-concentrated torso. you scream until suddenly, c/n appears and places him in a chokehold.

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