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the saggy singing rodent baby regains consciousness as your torture ends. "hey sexc, now that ur love is over wanna get it on with this fat schlong" you respond by shooting him at close range in the head with a rifle you found in your yoga bag.

you walk home with the sad spongebob music playing in the background. The saggy singing rodent baby's blood and brain tissue that is stuck to your feet helps make the "squish squash" sound effect.

but along the way, you faceplant onto the dirty sidewalk. silently, you sob and wail. You are completely loveless now!!!!

Until a strong, firm hand grasps your shoulder so hard that it shatters..

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