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'You're the worst.'

⚠️TW/CW⚠️
Neglect
Threatening
Bad parenting
Swearing (minor)

Characters used in this chapter:
Technoblade
Ranboo (Barely)
Phil
Wilbur
Tommy
Tubbo

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Tommy's POV:
Phil wasn't the best father — But he wasn't the worst either..

He gave Tubbo a safer place to call home and gave me and Wilbur a house to grow up in and come back to before we turned 18 but I don't think any of us were ready for the shit he was going to put us through.

But then there was Technoblade.

He treasured him like he was 10 billion bucks' He was his pride and joy so he never got punishments like we did.

(Flashback)
"Wilbur, your playlist is shit," I said, turning my head to look out the window. "Oh leave me alone Tommy, like you could do better," he said, rolling his eyes, "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" I raised my fists — I wasn't actually going to fight him in the car, I was just joking — but people don't seem to have the same sense of humour as me.

'Tommy, Wilbur I will leave you on the side of the road if you both don't shut the actual hell up.' He said while glaring at us through the rearview mirror "Oh will you now?" Wilbur chuckled and suddenly the car stopped and Phil got out slamming the door behind him 'no way.." I muttered as he opened the back seat door and unbuckled Wills seatbelt 'I wasn't joking' and Wilbur hesitantly got out of the car 'Holy shit..' Tubbo whispered and suddenly Phil was on my side of the car 'Go on, Out'  He copied the same actions he did with Wilbur (unbuckling the seatbelt and pulling him out of the car) 'Right if you 2 want to fight SO BADLY you can stay here and I'll come pick you up in an hour' Wilbur tried to reason with him but before he could finish Phil was in the car and driving off.

Around half an hour later we saw the familiar white family car pull up next to us and suddenly Phil stepped out of the car "You actually left us." Will let go of me after being cuddled up to me for 30minutes to keep warm 'I tried to warn you but you decided to test me' Will was obviously mad but didn't seem to notice that Phil was too like he was mad he had to drive all this way back for us 'Just get in the car before I change my mind and leave you again.' He said sternly and Me and Will got back in the car with no hesitation.

Tubbo's POV:
"Did you just leave them on the side of the fucking road?!" I yelled turning back and seeing Tommy and Wilbur getting smaller and smaller as we got further and further away 'Let this be a lesson to not test me' He sighed and the rest of the car ride was quiet yet the silence was so loud.

I was alone, Nobody was going to defend me now.

"Y-You're going to go back for them right?" I tried not to panic but I couldn't calm down

'Eventually? yes but that depends if they've moved and finally learned their lesson'

my breath hitched I was angry yet scared of this man who I call my father "D-Don't you think you're uh— taking this a little far?.." He didn't respond to any of my questions after that.

Around 30minutes-1hour Phil left to go pick them back up leaving Technoblade in charge — He wasn't 'mean' to me but he wasn't exactly 'nice' either.

He was just there.

He didn't pay much attention to me or Tommy I've heard stories of him and Wil playing together when they were both younger but other then those memories he was Technoblade, The blood god..

The blade.

Wilburs POV:

I stormed into me and Techno's bedroom "Alright what the fuck Techno!" I closed the door so dad wouldn't hear

"I must be missing something between me quietly practicing my violin and you suddenly bursting into the room and yelling at me."

He didn't look surprised nor angry or sad he just looked bored and dead inside

"Me and Tommy were left on the side of the fucking road! And you didn't bother doing— or even saying anything?!" I was furious at the piglin and even more at our dad they didn't care about us, And if they did then they had a really funny way of showing it

"I'm not responsible for your actions Wilbur, If you and Tommy want to tick Phil off then you have to be ready to suffer the consequences that come with it."

I could understand where he was coming from but I don't think it was a fair punishment for both me and Tommy

"What happened to you?! You used to actually be a good brother!"

Techno's mouth opened to say something but before he could Phil walked into the room

'What is happening in here?!'

"shit" I thought — He must've heard us from down stairs

"Just a small disagreement" Techno said popping his violin down 'Really? What about?' Phil said closing the door to leaning against it

"Because—"

"I was practicing my violin too loudly while he was playing his guitar"

I looked at Techno in shock, This has been the first time in months from since he last helped me

'Take turns, I'll think about getting you both seperate rooms' Phil left and I couldn't seem to take my eyes off techno

"You don't want to be in my shoes Wilbur trust me."

I was about to ask what he meant but before I could he grabbed his sword, it was a thin blade sword — I also had a sword but I rarely used it unlike Techno's mine has a thicker blade making it harder to swing but it did do more damage compared to Techno's which is why he sometimes asks to use it for practice.

(End of flashback)
Techno's POV:
I stared at a family photo it was in a time where we were all happy and a... normal..
..

A normal family

I was pulled back to reality by Ranboo yelling at me in fear and worry
"T-Techno?" His eyes stared at the ground then suddenly flashed back to look me in the eyes "Should I get Phil?—" I moved my arms out of the way to stare at the now broken picture frame along with the ripped up family photo "I—" I finally managed to stutter out "I'm fine Ranboo— I'm just a little tired.. I'm going to lay down for a bit- Don't Tell Phil."

Ranboo's POV:
"Don't Tell Phil." He said with a slight growl 'what just happened' I thought to myself then went to get a dustpan to clean up the mess.

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Words: 1153

I apologise for my absence! I've been feeling a whole tone of writers-block along with art-block and I'm sorta switching out of the dsmp fandom — I still love writing though and will try to update whenever I get the motivation to!

(In the mean time give me some suggestions those might be easier to write)