Slime In Modern World [ON HOLD]

Rules In Life

It took me roughly 30 minutes to accept my current condition, well i'm the type of person that easy to adapt after all, 'now..where to go?' seriously, it is dangerous for kid like me to wandering around the town, but it seems like i have no choice, not to mention that right now i have no money! Just as i walk toward to exit of the alley, i found a wallet in the middle of the road

'what is this? Just in time where i need money i found this wallet....it's so good to the point of being suspicious' no really, i doubt that this is ciel work, well whatever it's mine now, i take the wallet and try to check if there are any money inside, but it seems fate like to toying with me, it's empty!

'shit, if you want to leave the wallet here at least put some money man!' i couldn't help but complain, well whatever i just keep the wallet anyway, after that i continue to walk toward the exit, 'that faces..am i in western country?' i thought since as soon as i walk out, i found the busy road that has many peoples walking by, and those peoples is either blonde or the usual black hair

<Notice, master is in united states of america, new york city>

'oh..cool' i'm confident in my english so it's okay i guess, and just like that i decided to walk across the street aimlessly, 'now i need some money' yep that's is very important, as i keep immerse in my thought i bump into a boy around my age, "ah, sorry" the boy said and keep walking pass me

"Heh, stupid girl wondering alone in a street" the boy said after he confirmed that he already far from rimuru, "now let's see how much money you have" the boy grin and take out the wallet that he pickpocketed from rimuru, "hm? An empty wallet?! Tsk, even i have money!" The boy clicked his tongue as he try to take out his wallet, "hm? Where are my wallet?! Eh?!"

"Stupid kid, it's ten years to early for you to pickpocketed me" it's really a coincidence that the boy has a same idea as me, "oh? Quite a lot, how many peoples have you steal this from, such a disgraceful brat" it's not that i complained, but please be more aware from now on, "ciel, can you copy this?" Even though it's a lot of money, it's barely enough for me to survive

<I can't, this is modern world master, every money has a serial numbers, but if you can access the so called internet, it is possible>

Oh right, how can i forgot about that? Now, i need more money enough to buy a smartphone, just with this brat money it's still not enough, tsk! Poor brat!

<..say the one who steal from other>

'stupid ciel! It's the first rule to survive in this modern world is steal from motherfucker who tried to steal you' well, i can't blame ciel, after all ciel is to young to understand the adult world, now where my next prey

Just as i walking, i found a crowd of peoples that shouting someone name, 'it's there are celebrity?' my curiosity got ahead over me and now i'm one of those peoples who passionately shouting someone name

""JESSICA!!""

""JESSICA!!""

""JESSICA!!""

"who the hell is jessica?!" dammit, not even one of them answering my question, just as i keep asking, the woman figure exit the car wearing an...armor? Moreover the armor seems straight out like those armor from the typical korean dungeon manhwa, 'she looked rich..' i let out an evil grin as i imagine how much money i would make from her

<Master, i suggest you stop whatever you are planning, i sense a magical fluctuation from her>

'no worries ciel, do you forget who i'm?' that's right, i'm a supreme deity!

<....supreme deity don't pickpocketed others>

'then how the hell should i get money?!' ciel lately has been more cautious for some reason, i leave it to that later for now i have a prey i need to pickpocketed, i've been tailing her for hours now and finally she enter a lonely alley with just her and her bodyguards

'now, it's time!' as i said that i make my move, it's the same old strategy, bump into her and straight up take her wallet, i walked straight to her as a normal innocent child, and successfully bump into her, as my hand ready to slip into her bag, she grab my wrist, "hm? It's no good to stealing from others you know?"  She said gently

'what the hell? Her reaction is too fast!' i retracted my hand and jump back from her, her bodyguards then take action and try to capture me, 'heh! Bunch of weakling!' i snorted in my heart and swiftly evading their hand that tried to grab me, after for a while i saw an opening and launch an attack to their testicles

"Bodyguards down, now big sister over there, can you please forget this ever happen?" If it's possible i would run away from the moment i fail to pickpocketed her, but i'm a child right now, if i run away i will definitely got caught

"Hm..what should i do? Should i forget it? But i don't think i want to" as i thought, this girl is a big pain in the ass!! In the worst case, i need to knock her down, "kid, you seem to have some skill to knock down my bodyguards, how about we make a deal? If you can touch me, i will give you money" the girl said with a amusing smile, but she is too confident if think she can go againts me

"Deal" i said and immediately rush toward the girl, the girl just stand there looking at me, 'i will make you regret offering that deal' i thought that and immediately start to attack her, i kick, punch, but none of my attack hit her!

"Hm, you haven't awaken yet but you already this skillful" the girl mutter, as she seemed to thought of something i take this chance and punch her face as hard as i could, and i finally hit her

"Oh? With this kind of strength..you are still just a child after all" the girl seemingly not even affected her in slightest

<Should i remind you that you are now human child master?>

Crap! I forgot about that, and before i could replied, my hands is assaulted by incredible pain! 'kuhk..does this girl eat steel for breakfast?!' her bone is so tough that i the one ho receive the damage, "alright as i promised i will give you a money, follow me back home" she said

"No i think-" before i could replied, her bodyguards shut me down as they put a tape on my mouth and forcibly carried me, 'goddamit my hand is hurt!!' seriously, this is kidnapping!

"Don't worry we won't hurt you" the girl said and continued to walk, 'that's not the point! I need to go hospital!! Release me you child predator bitch!!' i struggle as hard as i could but to no avail, 'i'm gonna seriously die like this!! Ciel!!' i beg to my last hope

<..heh>

My hope gone.......not gonna lie, i'm seriously gonna take my mental health compensation from this bitch, for now..let's just surrender to the fate