Slime In Modern World [ON HOLD]

Gentleman Conversations

It's already night, but unlike in my original world this world is still full of peoples in the street, "Now i need to go and buy a smartphone and then buy a house..i wonder if i really looked like a lost child right now..sigh" well it's no used to keep complaining, but hold up..can a child buy a smartphone? Isn't that strange? 'ciel, come out now, i need your help' i said that and heading straight up to where there are less peoples

<Understood>

Ciel then immediately prepare a clone of me, but in an adult version and reside in it, "ciel..i sort of expected this, but you're flat huh?" I can't help but to point that out, but to be honest i'm into butt more than anything else

<It's rude master, this is what a human called a modest chest> ciel said as she lift up her exist but can't be seen boobs and show it to me, "well, whatever it is let's go buy smartphone and then search for an house to stay" seriously, a god like me it's supposedly live in an castle or mansion, my live is too hard on this series

Ciel and i keep walking together to the nearest store and we buy an smartphone without any issue whatsoever, "ciel come on! Copy those money!! I can't stay homeless like this forever!" Yep, if in worst case, i will shamelessly go back to jessica house and spend a night there

<Please be patient master, i already on it>

I actually got a feeling that ciel can even copy the money even if we does not get an smartphone, but i dismissed the idea swiftly since i refused to believe that ciel purposely did this to me, as ciel and i keep walking to the nearby bridge, we suddenly heard someone cry for help

"HELP ME! PLEASE!! SOMEONE GONNA MURDER ME!!" The voice seemed to belong for the girl that ran out from the dark alley, "Nuh uh, i ain't gonna risk my live to that shit, beside she is not even cute" and of course..with how cursed this world with, there's only me,ciel and that girl in this pathway..sigh, i'm really gonna strangle that god of fate someday, "HELP..YOU THERE! PLEASE HELP-"  does this girl for real? She really want to dragged me into her problem? Moreover ciel also look at her like an annoying pest, but before she could ran to me, she seemed to got dragged back into the dark alley by an..tentacles?

The sound of scream and bone cracking can be heard from the alleys, "oh no, she already dead, well anyways ciel are you not done yet? I need a comfortable bed.." really, if any of the octagram know my current situasion, they will undoubtedly hold an walpurgis just to shit talking me

<Nearly complete> ciel replied make me relief, i continue to wait for her while sitting on top of the bridge, why? Cause it look fucking cool, it give an aura of mysterious and a hidden old master waiting for talented disciple, "hehehe" i can't help but to gigle, but then i hear a footsteps coming toward me

"Hey girl, you saw nothing earlier okay?" The man said from behind me, what does this guy mean? Am i witnessing something yabai today? Oh right, that girl huh, "i got you buddy, nothing happened" i said in an casual tone, the man seemed surprised at how calm i am and laugh it off, "hahahaha! You're a weird kid, i bet you have no friends at school huh?" The man said, i turn to look at him but what i saw is only an handsome grandpa with black coat that looked like a professional assassin

"Grandpa, you must know that someone as pretty as i'm is hard to get any decent friends" truly, i'm too beautiful for this world, damn..for some reason i blush while praising myself, "grandpa huh...hahahaha! As i thought you are really interesting kid, mind having a chat with this old man?" Even though this grandpa murder that unknown girl earlier, his attitude isn't that bad, he gave off an middle aged gentleman in victoria era, moreover this grandpa seemed a bit lonely, "Just sit there, you look like you indeed need some chatting partner grandpa" ciel also has long gone to god know where, i bet she is at the nearby atm

"You really don't scared at me at all huh? By the way my name is Edward Francis, not an grandpa" old edward said while sitting next to me, "my name is Rimuru Tempest, but for you old edward i allowed you to call me rimuru" it's not that bad to spend some time with this grandpa after all, "i honored, so rimuru what are doing here at this time?" He gently asked me, "waiting for my mom" i replied while looking at old edward, "have you been doing this thing for too long old edward?" I can't help but asked when i saw an old edward lonely expression

"This is what my life is about girl, when you grow up you will understand" old edward said while patting my head with his usual gentle smile, "really? You seem more like an nice grandpa than an intimidating assassin you know?" I teasingly said while letting out a cute laugh, "it seems so, if my grandchild is still alive, he must be on an same aged as yours, perhaps that's why i feel opened to you girl" old edward said while still patting me, if anyone seeing this right now, they must have a thought that this is a normal heartwarming conversations between an grandpa and his granddaughter

But in fact, this is the conversations between current world biggest criminal and a future worst villain, "it seems like it's time for me to go, girl live well and if fate decided we will meet again" old edward said after hearing a police sirens,  "old edward, no need to wait for a fate, come chat with me anytime you want" i said while showing my most sincere smiled toward him, "then i will bother you again kid" old edward warmly said that and depart