Slime In Modern World [ON HOLD]

The Fool

"[THE FOOL] MY ASS!!! WHO IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TITLE FOR GOD SAKE!!!" i can't stand it! Why my title sound so lame and cool at the same time?! "Gah! I should really kill more hunters back then!..sigh, don't you agree nadea?" I said while looking at Nadea, "Hehehehe" don't laugh! Sigh...nadea is still a baby after all, she can't even speak yet, what the hell am i expecting

<I don't think it's that bad, [The Fool] is another name for [Joker] right? It's cool in my opinion> ciel said while sitting and sipping down her red wine

"That make it worse ciel.....joker is practically useless in poker..." at this point i don't even know if ciel is cheering me up or straight up dissing me, well at least my bounty is higher than the others

One of the 7 wicked kings

[The Fool] Rimuru Tempest
Bounty:$ 900M

<Well, just cheer up master, and it's time for me to go as well, i don't want my face to known to the public as wicked king supporter> ciel suddenly said and get up, "wait, what do you mean ciel" but before ciel answer she broke the window glass and jump, <Adios> huh? Why can't she just use the door?

Well, whatever i need to go buy some grocery as well, i mutter as i walk toward the door and open it, "Woah!! Damn!! Ha ha ha ha, i'm sorry ma'am i think you find the wrong house.." i said as i saw hundreds of hunter is stand by across the corridor while jessica is standing in front of my door

"Hm, i think this is the house i want to find, why don't you have a little chat with me rimuru-chan?" Jessica said while smiling darkly, shit..this is the worse, k need to get the hell out of here! I immediately clad my body with purple lightning and rush toward the broken window

But then, i realized nadea is still on the sofa, 'shit....i just really can't leave her behind!' i mutter as i grab nadea and rush again toward the window, but jessica is already waiting for me there! I intended to jump out from the window even if it mean to hit her but before i could do that her kick already at my face, 'Fast!!' i thought as i receive the kick which send me flying backward

'she still find a time to grab that child huh......as i thought, rimuru is not completely evil' jessica thought then smile, "Listen here rimuru, i'm [Light] while you are [lightning] it's obvious who is faster" jessica said as she approaching rimuru

'i can't fight with nadea here....damn you old man, why you make my life this hard!' leaving with no choice, rimuru called ranga and asked him to bring nadea to somewhere safe, 'if i know that child will be this troublesome, i would kill her earlier..' i thought while slowly unsheathed my katana, and it seems that the hunters outside has been ordered by jessica to stay put, this is my chance

"Now your contracted beast is gone, and you want to fight me? Give up rimuru, i will try use my authority to lessen your punishment" jessica said proudly while not even taking off her sword, with my current ability, it's impossible for me to take out an S-rank, and if i use my 'true' power this world might collapse

'shit..i'm in pinch, and how dare ciel to leave her master behind like this!!' well it's not like complain now will solve this problem, i could rely on my sword, "I don't understand jessica, why would you try to catch a law-abiding citizen, the girl that has a kindness rivalling buddha like me?"

"....seriously? It seem your title is somewhat suit you rimuru" and now she is pissing me off! She dare mention that lame ass title in front of me! "You see......i never hit a woman in my life, BUT YOUR ASS IS PUSHING IT!!" I shout while launch a attack at the speed of lightning toward her

She merely snorted at me and kick my stomach even before attack hit her, "shit!" I cursed as clad my katana with purple lightning and continue to attack her until we arrive outside the house and near the pool, "Kuahk!!" I spit a mouthful of blood while trying to stand

"It's no use, just surrender" jessica said as looking pitifully at me, but this is all according to plan! I slowly approached her and push her into the pool, "as i said it is useless.." jessica said while looking at me pitifully as she think this is my last attempt, i just grin and laugh

"HAHAHA!! YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!! THUNDER CROSS SPLITTED ATTACK!!" i shout as i fire my thunder into the pool making her startle, "Damn-" but before she could finish her words she fall unconcious

"Ha...ha...we could have been a good couple....ha....ha...we could have something special.....ha...but you one crazy ass bitch!!" I said to her while trying to wipe off the blood, seeing that the hunters trying to make a move, i immediately escape