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Multiverses are just verses

Or probably laden with curses

The universes lit up with punk

With a wee bit of funk

Tevun-Krus 93 is on a roll

We want Quantumpunk onboard.

Teleporter's a bling

Against the whimsy fling

Between Hairy, Angus, Mike and Jinn


By Nablai


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Vogon, Vogon, burning bright

You truly are a wondrous sight

What immortal hand or eye

Has led you forth to multiply?


Ships of yellow, heads of green

Nothing like has since been seen

Pens are poised and fingers licked

Ready to record in triplicate


Quantum physics rule our space

Oh wondrous is its little face

Vogons all, don't mess about

Beam them up, then spit them out!


Vogon, Vogon, burning bright

You truly are a gubbjus sight

What immortal hand or eye

Has led you forth to multiply?


By elveloy


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Busted flat on batten booze

Waiting for the stain

So crossed eyed mine mind blended for swoon

Thence at wan so bended

Harvest in vain light so stinted

Toes curled and bented on home


By nosleneillor


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I'm a weird Vogon

Taut and proud

Here's my circuit

And here's my pout.


When I get all heated

Hear me spout:

Flip me over and spank me out!


By Nablai


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There was a young Vogon called Bill

Platonia Oesophagus Krill

Isosceles Bhatt

Filobusterous Splat

But we all just knew him as Bill


By elveloy


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To walk the depth of in-between 

To glimpse the wondrous sights unseen 

To dream of all the worlds untold

To put reality on hold

To travel farther than the moon

And sing the universe's tune

Why don't you trust the rest of us

And join the crew of Tevun Krus 


By jinnis

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