BONUS CHAPTER: The Worst Thing Ever Tasted

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(A/N: Yeah you heard me right, Raya's dad tries her INFAMOUS, TERRIBLE, EARTH-CRUSHING, THANOS-SNAPPING, EEEEVIL.... jackfruit, homemade, jerky! (DUN DUN DUUUUUN. ) this chapter. Bc, A) Why not? and B).... I'm out of ideas. 

Nonetheless, here we go! Reminder, for the GAZILLIENTH time, I am open to requests. Send me some please! (if you wanna ofc)

Ok, that's enough rambling from me, lets get on with the chapter!)

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(Raya's POV)

"So, um, Raya, what's all this talk about some sort of jerky?"

The room goes quiet. Even Sisu puts her spoon down and shuts her mouth. 

"You do not want to know Cheif Benja." says Namaari.

"Yeah, that stuffs nasty." Sisu chimes in. 

"Oh come on guys, my jerkys not that terrible. It's just gained a bad reputation overtime."

"You can say that again." Namaari smirks.

"Oh come on guys, my jer-"

"Your jerky tastes awful?"

"Namaari!" I pretend to be cross, waggling my finger, and both Namaari and Sisu laugh.

"You three." Ba shakes his head at us, but even he can't help smiling. Then, he makes a sudden grab for one of my pockets, and after delving around in there discovers my pouch of jerky. "What have we here?"

"oh no."

"I'm taking cover." Sisu crawls under the table.

"Tempted to do the same myself." Namaar remarks.

Ba takes a strip out, bites into it, chews, swallows, another bite, until its gone. 

"Well?"

He's about to say something, when he coughs, gags, clutching at his throat, and falls off his seat. 

"Ba? BA!" Oh God, maybe I've killed him.

"Quite a strong flavour eh?"

"Ba, you had me there for a moment."

He chuckles weakly. "If that wasn't a good enough prank, I've got heaps more jokes."

"Please no!"

"Yeah, parents telling jokes is the worst." says Namaari.

"Tell me about it. But if you think those are bad, you should hear my siblings jokes." Sisu shakes at only the thought.

"How bad are they?"

"Like mega bad, laughing cause it's so bad, bad."

"BLEARGH!" Namaari and I exclaim together, and burst out laughing. Sisu accompanies us in a bunch of snorts, that could count as laughter.

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(A/N: Wrote this in a rush, so sorry if it's not as good as the others!

Now, the next few chapters might take a while, cause I'm kind of out of ideas, but they will come, I promise, cross my heart hope to die. (Well, maybe not actually die, I haven't even got my drivers licence yet!)

C y'all in a bit. 🖕👁👅👁🖕)

(IDK what I was thinking when I put that emoji face up there lmao.)


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