"Baji-san!stop it!"
"SQUARE UP BITCH!"
"THAT'S A ROACH YOU FUDGER!"
"FUDGER?"
"I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY A BAD WORD FRICK OFF."
"why y'all shouting?"chifuyu scratch his head and look at mitsuya pleadingly,the lilac boy just got out- of shower because of this dumbasses shouting from the living room.
"Mitsuya-san,baji-san saw a roach and we've been trying to stop him from breaking things."the blond said.
"Understandable have a great day."the blond's jaw dropped before pouting at the lilac boy who proceed to walk to the kitchen.
"You're not going to help us stop him?"chifuyu asked and he hears Takemichi scream at the background still clinging into Hakkai while the two is above the table and chifuyu curse when he saw baji holding a baseball bat.
"Where the fuck DID YOU GET THAT?!"chifuyu panics.
"Ah,what a great day wonder when will draken wake up?hm,we need to get groceries."the lilac boy said and calmly took a sip at his tea.
"Taka-chan!!help us!kill the abomination!"hakkai screamed and if chifuyu isn't busy trying to stop baji destroy all of there things he would laugh how hakkai jump with Takemichi in his arms when the roach starts to fly.
"UWAAH,THIS FUDGER! YOU'RE NOT A BUTTERFLY WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE ONE?!ACK–"Takemichi screamed and choke when hakkai hold him tighter and starts running around the living room.
"HANAGAKI I LOVE YOU,BUT THIS IS THE END!"he hears hakkai screamed and chifuyu curse,this bastard!
"I LOVE YO–BDKEJEKHSHSBEB"Takemichi once again chokes when hakkai starts running around again the roach trailing after them,still trying to be a butterfly.
"Baji-san!stop! there's the roach not in there!"chifuyu screamed just in time kazutora got down the stairs raising a brow at the chaos.
"Kazutora!help me!"chifuyu said.
"... mitsuya-san can I have a tea too please?"the banana boy said, completely ignoring him.
"Sure, details?"the lilac boy asked.
"Green please,thank you."
"You're welcome, come here let's wait for the others."as the two conversate there's a scream at them background with a loud sound of a broken glass.
"Shit-takemitchy!are you okay?!"hakkai panics seeing the blood coming off takemitchy's foot, everyone pausing and looking at them worriedly.
"What's happening here?"all of them look up and saw draken furrowed his brows mikey in his side still looking asleep and yawning.
"Takemichi got cut,and his foot is bleeding."baji said now calming down but worried for the black haired male.*praise him and mitsuya for dragging the former blond into salon and changing his disgusting hair color.*
"y'all so noisy."smiley said from behind mikey before handing something to draken which is a first aid kit Chifuyu's mind supplied.
"Yeah, what's with the chaos all about? it's 7:00 in the morning guys."Angry said while holding a brom and a dustpan.
as of the cue a roach fly into baji's shoulder and the chaos starts again this time bigger and louder.
"Oh wow,what a view."mitsuya said while smiling*'why did I agree to live in the same house with this morons again?'*Mitsuya thought as he watch baji scream *'Ah,I love Takemichi that is.'*he thinks again before looking at mikey who look lost and looking at him confused,the lilac boy pat his lap and the short blond quickly obeys putting he's head in his lap and starts sleeping again.
*What a nice day.*
fin.
A/n:shout out to the roach in our house, please stop trying to be a butterfly you're not thank you.😊
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}[Takemitchy Harem]{|Tokyo Revengers
De TodoALLTAKEMICHI BXB BL YAOI? Oneshots of Takemichi with his harem. just him with his manchilds. updating randomly no specific update date. author is on crack,wrote this instead of getting sleep. Who needs sleep? sleep is for the weak. bruh,bala kayo ja...