"All right, who ate all the fucking empanades?"
The team was on their way to a designated location that was private so they could discuss the next move. Somehow, Harley managed to get Flag to stop at a local food truck to get food. What a softie.
Your introduction to Harley was, well, memorable to say the least. After making her way into the bus, she smacked Flag with her javelin, tripped over Cleo's leg while she slept, and fell into the seat in front of you. Once again, you were seated on Nanaue with your legs slung over Abner's.
"You guys had a shark and you didn't tell me? How cute!" She fixed her hair before holding her hand out. "Harley Quinn, nice to meetcha!"
You stuck your arm out in an awkward position due to Nanaue and shook her hand. "Mimic, good meeting you too."
"Mimic? What a neat name! What do you do?"
"What the name implies," you said in Harley's voice.
"Neat! Hey, you think you could copy Rick's voice and say somethin' funny?"
"Like what?"
"Hmm... not sure. I'll let you decide."
"Uhh, okay," you thought for a minute. What would you say? When you finally figured it out, you let out a little giggle before clearing your throat.
"Attention everyone, I have an announcement to make," you started. Everyone looked at Rick who wasn't paying attention. "This is long overdue, but Bloodsport, I'm in love with you."
"Hey, man, what the fuck."
Before the joke could continue, Harley, Abner, Nanaue, and eventually you filled the bus with laughter. The rest joined quickly after realizing it was you.
"This is what America's best do for entertainment?"
Cleo smacked Grieves over the back of the head again.
You later made it to the vantage point; it was a couple story building with the roof destroyed. This brings us up to speed.
"Mine were very good. I had chicken."
You and Abner were off to the side still eating. You may have taken an extra one when no one was looking.
Flag wiped his hands on his pants before addressing Grieves. "All right, here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die."
"We find out any information you gave us is false, you die," added Bloodsport.
"If we find out you have any personalized license plates, you die."
"What? Harley, no."
"If you mismatch blacks, you die."
"No."
"If you cough without covering your mouth-"
"Harley," Flag interrupted before turning his attention back to Grieves. "Those last three aren't things. Although, probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth."
You let out a chuckle as Bloodsport started talking to Grieves.
"All right, we're gonna need you to drive the minibus, with all of us inside, past the guards at the front gate."
"Once through the gate, we'll use you to get through the retinal scanner."
"There are security cameras everywhere," Grieves pointed out.
"They're being dealt with," Ratcatcher II said while petting Sebatian. Flag continued.
"We'll neutralize the soldiers there and enter."
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Can't Sleep (Abner Krill x reader)
FanfictionUnwillingly team up with supervillains to form Task Force X, or more affectionately called Suicide Squad, as they fight tooth and nail through the island of Corto Maltese to complete their objective. gender neutral reader so everyone can enjoy :)