Ravenclaw: Has bald spots,"You know it takes me a while to do my hair!"
Gryffindor: "Because when you spray sunscreen on your head it takes 30 minutes to get the white flakes out of (what's left) of you're hair."
Ravenclaw: "Oh shut up!"
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Random funny sh*t, put into Hogwarts houses!
HumorFull of funny quotes that I hear or say and what Hogwarts house would say them. If you're still not convinced I'm a sarcastic lesbian with a bit of social anxiety, who jokes when stressed. In other words I sometimes say or hear funny sh*t. I'm an EN...
