Gryffindor is known as a really good student.
Slytherin: "Have you ever said the f-word?"
Gryffindor: "Ya."
Slytherin: "Say it right now then!"
Gryffindor: "Like right now?"
Hufflepuff: "Yes right now!"
Gryffindor: "Ok, fuck."
Slytherin: Proud, "You're one of us now."
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