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A dino Bird grabs a dinosaur egg, the female name Gertie smiled with her brother Roger coming up to her.
"Look at that! I got an egg. How many eggs did you poach, little brother?"
Roger gets nervous, he looks at her nervously "Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs? I mean, couldn't we
just go vegan?" "Sure, we could eat vegans." Gertie throws the egg at Roger who kick it up a few times, Gavin the father came out of nowhere and snatches the egg from Roger, flying over the cliff making the dinosaur mom yell out"Son, sometimes I wonder how you snuck into this family." The father smiles at them
"Figaro, Figaro"
The Dino birds gasp, looking over where the singing was coming from, seeing a weasel singing. Seeing that it's Buck, they groan.
"Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiggggaaaarrroooo!" He puts his head out "With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat.!"
The father roll his eyes "That weasel
is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids." They fly away, making the Dinosaur mother worried.Buck POV
I open the leaf curtain and started to dry myself "Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg." I grab my coconut drink and slurp it, I laugh "It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch."
I fall over the cliff, smiling.
( you can start the song
A mother is crying A damsel in distress
I land on Roger
Foreboding intruders have made such a mess What I detect is a lack of respect For all that is precious and dear I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world.
I climb onto the wall as Gertie came close to me
"But my friends call me Buck."
Gertie slammed into the wall
"Well played, guys."I grab a rock, Roger bit the rock instead of me
I have a message bullies not welcome
Return what you've stolen Go back where you came from"Lalalala!!!" I run down the wall, my knife inside it as I ran
You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
Going inside a cave, a inch away from Gavin's mouth, throwing the sword off to the side
"Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro Figaro" the cave made the 'figaro' echoed, annoying Gavin, I lean on his beak. Holding the egg in my arm. "Oh, love that bit." Gavin growledRunning and climbing and spinning and grinning And dashing and diving and dodging And sliding and gliding
and staying aliveI run on the other side of the cliff, running out
And these are a few of the things That I do before lunch Death defying Danger denying Look, I'm flying
Jumping out of the cave, I look back at the Dino birds
You might think I'm mad But, hey, you only live once No need to thank me
But if you insist, I won't resist Who smells like fish?On the floor, dodging them from their attacks, I look around to them
They look around "Huh?" They said, sniffing at themselves
"Hold on to your butts!" I told them
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