I woke up with this loud ringing in my ear and a throbbing pain in the back of my head. I opened my eyes to see me laid on the kitchen floor. How did I end up in this position? I stood up, might I say a little too fast because I ended up getting a little dizzy and almost fell on the floor again, but I held on to the counter top tightly.
"Watch out love, be more careful, next time you might fall in love with me." A deep arrogant voice spoke.
What the hell? Is there someone else in this apart- That's when it all came back to me. My fridge talked to me...Wait did I hit my head that hard?
"No you didn't hit yourself that hard, I can talk and well I am fridge, well I mean I wasn't all my life."
"Excuse me while I bang my head against the wall and chant 'there's no place like home', i'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole 'fridge talking nonsense' so just give me a moment."
"Oh okay, i'll just wait here, see that was a pun since I can't move, because i'm a fridge." He started laughing, I need to go to the doctor.
"Ha punny." I said dryly.
"How is this even possible, is this another prank Jace is doing, you can come out now, haha you got me."
"There is no Jace here, just a psycho and an extremely good looking fridge, if I may say so myself."
Oh gosh I must have knocked myself unconscious, this has to be a dream. "Okay tell me who you are, fridge."
"Well I'm a 20 year old guy full name is Xavier Russe, I am human, and very much available."
"I think you might have some leakage in you, because someone is thirsty."
"Very funny."
"Just shut up and talk."
"That makes sense..." I gave him a deadly look.
"Okay okay jeez, some months ago I went on a road trip by myself, I had problems at home as usual. So while on my trip i took a stop at a bar, when I entered the bar I found this sexy girl, started talking to her, did a little more than talking, if you know what I mean." I could literally hear the smirk in his voice.
I rolled my eyes.
"I guess when I told her I didn't want to be in a serious relationship, she got mad and cursed me. Yeah turns out she's a witch, she told me until I found true love and blah blah blah I will stay a fridge forever."
"Are you by any chance related to Mrs. Russe the lady that works at Barnes & Noble?" Seriously out of everything he said, I ask this? What's wrong with me?
"Yea she's my mother, how do you know her?"
"I work with her, she was talking about you the other day at work, so I guess your story could be real, but as far as I know witches and curses don't exist."
"Yea well that's what I thought until she turned me into this. Life is full of surprises love." I blushed at the fact he said love. Wow look at me, i'm blushing because a talking fridge called me love. I mentally face palmed. Wow I'm pathetic.
"Why a fridge though, like out of all the things in the world, she picks a fridge, that's hilarious."
"She said something along the lines of 'since you're such a cold hearted person, being the coldest thing humans interact with, you wouldn't mind.' She's a weirdo."
"So like what do we do now, can I tell your mom?"
"No, no way are you telling her this she'll freak out, look private call her and let me speak to her." I dialed her phone number and put it on speaker so he could talk to her. I set the phone on the counter and left to my room so they could have a private moment.
While in my room I grabbed some clothes to change into, I set out my matching red undergarments and a Dan and Phil oversized shirt. I changed and went to the living room. I looked around my house and noticed how dirty it got, and it hasn't even been that many days! I got my cleaning supplies and my speakers turned up to Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton, don't judge. I started brooming while dancing to the music,
"This would be perfect if you had a little French maid costume." An obnoxious voice said. Ugh Xavier, how am I going to get used to this?
"Is there an off button on you?"
"Yea, the fridge plug but then your food will spoil, so do you really want to risk it?" He's got a point, food comes first.
"Well stop distracting me from cleaning, some people actually need to do things in life."
"By all means go ahead, I don't mind the view after all." He is testing my limit.
"I hate you so much."
"Love you too sugar." Again with these endearing nicknames. Jerk.
"So what happened with your mother?"
"None of your buisness, get back to cleaning."
"Oh did I get you mad, are you going to give me the cold shoulder now?" I'm so funny I can't help it.
"Seriously? Is that the best you got?"
"Well I can go on and on but I rather not have you run away. Get it cause all the fridge running away jokes."
"No I got that, but what I don't get is why am I stuck with you. What have I done God to be stuck with this annoying girl."
"Well you're no walk in the park either dude."
"At least you can leave, I'm stuck here with your nonsense talking."
"It's not like you don't deserve it."
"Oh so it's my fault that I got cursed by a stupid witch and am this now."
"Yes, you should've been a respectful guy to her and you shouldn't used her for your pleasure. I swear boys like you deserve to be castrated."
"You're such a prude."
"Yes, just because I don't want sex every second of the day makes me a prude, such logic."
"I don't want it every second of the day, more like every hour." I want to shoot myself.
"I swear I just want to-" I got interrupted by my door being knocked on. I went to get it and turns out it's my boss.
"Hi Mrs. Russe, um what are you doing here?"
"It's about my son."
A/N: Hi guys Adina here, usually we don't do authors note but first just wanna thank everyone who's reading this and all our friends who are supporting this, means a lot to us. Secondly it was Gabi's birthday on April 3rd and it would be amazing to wish her a late happy birthday but yea that's all I wanna say. Thanks again, please vote and comment.
