Strike 4:Has this happened before?

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Archer:So Master what are we doing exactly walking towards a school?.

Y/N:I am walking to the school, you on the hand are in spirit form pretty much walking behind me like some sort of guardian.

Archer:Don't you think we will be attacked at school?.

Y/N:Silly Satan, we won't be attacked by the same reason we can't attack anyone. Too many witnesses.

Y/N:*Besides* it's not like Masters and Servants are gonna spontaneously appear just because I summoned Satan, and even then why would a Holy Grail pick it's Masters from a normal High school?.

Archer:That's true. The Holy Grail War is a battle between esteemed Mages.

Y/N:Exactly!.

Archer:How isn't anyone noticing our magical energy?.

Y/N:Because they have very VERY small brains, unless they were companions/allies or love interests of the Protagonist they wouldn't notice you or me even if we were in front of them showing off our power like a certain arrogant servant.

Archer:Which arrogant Servant 'cause I know of Gilgamesh,Ozymandias and nobody else who likes to show off their power like this was some sort of dick measurement contest.

Y/N:And besides a Mage would only use magic at a school if they intended to kill everyone there.

Suddenly he felt a shock which made a bit of sweat appear on his face.

Some time later.

Archer:We should probably evacuate before this proceeds.

Y/N:Like hell!. This is a challenge!. If some dumb Mage thinks they're gonna kill everyone at the school I'm gonna kill everyone first!.

Archer:I... I don't think that's wise.

Y/N:Oh please NOBODY knows who we are.

Archer:Yeah, nobody knows who WE are, but they know who YOUR Heroic Alter Ego is.

Y/N:They aren't going to kill anyone while I'm here.

Archer:Oh is this your rare Heroic side?. Because if I'm pretty sure you crippled a woman.

Y/N:Mare.

Archer:A mare on your first night.

Y/N:Hey you have killed a shit ton of people back from where you're from. So don't call the kettle black.

Suddenly somebody dropped some papers on the floor.

???:Oh gosh!.

Archer:Oh it's somebody who sounds like Sakura- I mean it's just some kid. Who is that?. I don't know them.

Y/N:Na just some random nobody who's TOTALLY not somebody who will be plot relevant at some point in the story or in another timeline.-said to his servant while leaving.

Outside.

Archer:So Master IF by any chance we find somebody by the name of Shirou Emiya will you allow me to kill them?.

Y/N:Sure why not, after all you're SATAN I don't think that even with my full power I would be able to fight the LORD OF DEMONS.

Archer:Alright how can you be so sure that I'M SATAN for all you know I could be somebody completely different!.

Y/N:I'll tell you if you tell why you want to kill this "Shirou Emiya" person.

Archer:Let's just say that it's complicated.

Y/N:Is it?. Is it really?.

Archer:Let's just say that I've got MANY reasons as to why I want to kill that guy.

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