Pilot

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It has been 3 days since i joined I.M.P and i have to say... It's awesome. I get to go to the living world to kill humans that backstab sinner's down here, if that doesn't sound cool i don't know what is. I have made a good relations with the rest of the crew, Millie and Moxxie are getting along with since you know i saved one of their lifes, Blitz and Grimm and a bit of crazy bitch bosses but they are fun to hang around, Loona... it's a little complicated. I don't know if she likes me or hates me, sometimes she is helpful and fun to be around other times she's the typical goth girl who doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

Anyways Blitz and Grimm called for a meeting and we are all looking at them waiting to start except Loona who is on her phone again

Blitz: alright now we know business has been a bit slow lately.

Grimm: which is no one's fault okay? Were not naming any names here.

Blitz: Moxxie.

Grimm gave him a "really" look while Moxxie gave him a "what the hell" look

Blitz: now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can make business drumming up again?

Millie: what about a car wash?

Blitz: this is hell Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay. Anyone else?

Alex: what if we make flyers and put them all around the city?

Blitz: not bad, that goes to the good idea list.

He said while Grimm was writing it on the list

Blitz: ooh, what about a billboard?

Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard sir.

Said Moxxie unamused and Blitz puts a hand on his shoulder

Blitz: helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now.

He said sarcastically and pushed Moxxie away

Blitz: have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

He said pulling a button out of his suit and opened the TV showing the guys killing people from the human world.
I look at Blitz and see him, Grimm, Loona and Millie sharing a big bowl of popcorn

Blitz: ahh those were the good times.

Moxxie: i don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last weak without telling Grimm. One that you then additionally paid to have run a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Alex: wait he what?

Blitz: uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun destruction when an advertisement's spitting bullshit.

Millie: people love musicals sir.

Blitz: exactly, Millie. And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you really gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Alex: is he really using that trick?

Grimm: yep

Moxxie: sir-

Blitz: cause right now, all i see is my dad's asshole talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside.

Millie: are you trying to crush his dreams Moxxie?

Moxxie: i-- what?

Millie: i thought i knew you.

Blitz: i can't believe you Moxxie after we made you employee of the month.

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