Todays mission seemed simple. We couldn't fully understand what the client said but we were able to get a name and place. The guys name is Gerardo Velazquez nad he lives at a small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico. We teleported there and it was the middle of the night
Alex: This seems calm.
Blitz: Yeah, this one's nice and remote. Won't take us to long to-
He stops talking as a goat bumbed into him
Blitz: What the f-
We look around and we realise we're surrounded by goats.
Blitz: What the fuck are these things?!
Moxxie: I want to say these are earth goats, sir.
Blitz: I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!
He said as he picked one and kicked on hay barn. The others start fighting the goats and i look at one just sitting next to me
Alex: Normaly i wouldn't do something this stupid... but i think it's a good chance to test this new trick.
I opened my hand and flames started to form and turned into a battle axe
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I wasted no time and choped the goats head which both the head and body started to burn
Alex: Nice.
???: Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?).
I turn around to see our target looking at the others fighting the goats
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Gerardo: Que carajo!? (What the Hell).
Alex: Uh oh.
Gerardo: El Chupacabras!
He grabs his gun and starts shooting at us
Blitz: Shit! Scatter.
We fall back as is pull out my shotgun and return fire
Alex: You just had to attack the goats.
Blitz: They got in the way.
Suddenly he was hit in the head with a shoe. We turn to see the targets wife yelling at us
