it was Saturday night and i was putting my tuxedo for my date with Lonna when Medic walked in my room
Medic: well aren't you looking erstaunlich.
Alex: thanks doc. It's actually my first date with her so i want to make a good impression.
Medic: ah yong love. I remember my first ever date with that succubus in the Lust ring where i had to remove knifes from her Gastro.
Alex: ... well i have to go pick her up, mind if i take the van?
???: you want to impress her and you'll pick her up with the van?
Me and the doctor turn to see Spy
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Spy: you want her jaw to drop to the floor? You'll need something better. Here.
He tossed me a pair of keys which i grab
Spy: you can borrow my car but if i find even a scratch on it it'll be your paycheck for two months.
Alex: thanks spy, and i'll promise i'll bring it back just like i found it.
Run down to the garage and smile like a five year old when i see Spys car, a 1957 Ford Thunderbird
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i get in and start my way to Lonnas house. On the way i get a phone call from Said Hellhound
Alex: hey Lonna.
Loona: hey, you ready yet?
Alex: on my way to pick you up.
Loona: awesome, see you then.
Alex: see you in five.
I hang up and continue my drive, five minutes later and i'm in front of her house. I honk the horn a few times to signal i was here and a moment later Lonna walks out wearing an amazing red dress
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