Helluva spark ( Helluva boss x oc)

Mission:Antarctica

Alex pov

Me and the team teleported to Antarctica. Our client was killed by a unknown beast, and he wants it dead so his team survived. Everyone was cold as shit the moment we got there so i made a small fireball for wamrth

Blitz: Thanks Alex. Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?

Millie: The client said it was near the research station.

Grimm: You mean that one over there?

We look over at the research station, that looked like it was hit by a tornado. No suprise with the weather. We walk towards it and me and Moxxie look at the destroyed windows

Moxxie:  Oh crumbs, that can't be good.

Alex: I think we're late.

Grimm: Yep, we are.

We join the others and see the people inside were dead in the most gruesome way possible

Alex: Oh Satan.

Millie: These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this.

Moxxie: What and/or who could've done this?

Grimm: I think i have an idea.

We turn to Grimm looking outside. We join him and see a leopard seal  roaring outside

Blitz: Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, we got it here.

Me and Grimm join him at the window with our weapons ready. The seal started to charge towards us

Blitz: Y-you got him, Mox?

Moxxie: Yes sir.

Blitz: Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!

We started to shoot the leopard seal but it didn't seem to slow down

Alex: What is that thing, possessed?

Grimm: I don't fucking know just keep shooting!

We kept shooting at it but it didn't stop. It was right at the front door until a shot blew its head clean off, killing it for good 

Blitz: Guess he met his match.

Grimm: Nice shot Mox.

Moxxie: Thanks Grimm!

Said Moxxie as he made his way down. We walk closer to the seal with Millie kneeling down

Blitz: Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole.

Millie: Hold it, Blitzo. Look at these marks.

We walk closer and see the leopard seal had scratch and bite marks all over it's body

Alex: Those don't look like they were made from bullets.

Grimm: And that's a shit ton of bitemarks.

Blitz: Sh-sh-sh-shit!

Moxxie: Uh, what? What's the problem?

Asked Moxxie who was at the stations door as we pulled out our weapons

Blitz: This slut wasn't running toward us!

Millie: He was running away... from something else...

Grimm: Defense circle everyone.

We all went back to back, ready for anything until Moxxie shouted

Moxxie: LOOK!

We turn at the top of a glacier were a penguin, blood all over it's wings stood

Alex: Rico?

Blitz: Drop him!

Grimm shoots the penguin, killing it

Alex: Wasn't that a bit much?

Grimm: Relax, it was just one penguin.

A giant huddle of penguins shows up at the glacier

Grimm: Shit.

Alex: That's a lot of Ricos.

Millie: Well, maybe those ones are nice.

We heard a lot sounds from the penguins until one of them gave us the stink eye

Blitz: They're not! RUUUN!

The penguins started come down the glacier and we run back into the station. We put objects over the door as penguins tried to get in

Moxxie: Sir, uh, could you get us out of here?

He asked blocking the penguins until they break his gun in half. Blitz rubbed the crystal but it wasn't working

Blitz: Fucking wrist crystal!

Grimm: What's the fucking hold up, Blitz?

Blitz:  I can't just make it go, okay, I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!

He struggled around the room with the crystal but it still wasn't working

Blitz: Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!

Millie: It's from Lust! You can't just brute-force it. You gotta treat it right. Caress it.

Alex: Why don't you just fuck it at this point?

Blitz: I don't know, I... I've never been good at this shit.

Millie: Use your tongue!

Blitz started licking the crsytal while everyone looks at him disgusted

Moxxie: How do you not know how to do this?

Blitz: Moxxie! I'm a fucking top!

Me, Grimm and Moxxie shoot the penguin

Moxxie: Try spelling the alphabet!

Alex: What?

Moxxie was blushing as Blitz tried it

Blitz:  A... bleh, C- B!

Millie: With your tongue!

Blitz:  I knew that.

He tried it but was having problems

Moxxie: Oh for Satan's sake!

Moxxie took Blitzs arm and started licking the crystal like it's no tomorrow

Blitz: Oh, damn.

Millie: I taught him that.

Alex: Get me out of here NOW!

The portal finally opens and Moxxie took the arm out of his mouth

Moxxie: Can we go, please?

I was first to go throught the portal with everyone else behind. Millie suddenly pulled a pack of matches and set them all ablaze

Millie: Eat this, bitches! Hah!

She threw the box through the portal and it closed

Alex: What was that?

Millie: I saw a gas canister so i blew it up.

Grimm: That's our Millie.

Said Grimm as he kisses her head

Alex: I don't want to know what you do in bed.

Grimm: And you'll never know.