Making Things Physical (SHORT STORY) G!P

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"Lisa!  Seriously?  We were supposed to leave like twenty minutes ago!"  Jennie yelled to their room from the kitchen.

"Rut ro, Raggy!"  Jisoo said in her best Scooby Doo accent from her hunched over her laptop position on the couch. "Trouble in paradise?"  Jisoo's eyes never left the computer screen.

"She's taking her sweet ass time because she's nervous about meeting mom and dad.  Which..."  Jennie's voice rose so that Lisa could hear Jennie's next few words, "is pissing me off!"

"Well, I can't blame her.  Meeting the parents is a bit daunting.  I mean Lisa and Somi are the only ones that don't know your parents.  They are basically mine and Jisoo's parents too."  Chaeng said before biting into an apple.

"Yeah, if I'm a bit nervous then I can only imagine how Lisa feels.  She's the one that's defiling Daddy's Little Princess with her magic stick."  Somi said nonchalantly.

"Being late isn't going to help her, though."  Jennie was just as nervous as Lisa was.

Jisoo let out a sound of exasperation and could not have rolled her eyes any harder.

"Jisoo what are you doing?"  Somi asked, eyeing Jisoo with perplexity.

"So, I may or may not be on a dating site and I may or may not be getting frustrated with the idiots that are 'getting at me'.  Like this fucking guy."  Jisoo pushed her laptop back a little to let the other three girls read the message she had just received.  Somi moved to sit on the armrest of the couch next to Jisoo, Chaeng stood behind her bending over the back of the couch and resting her chin on Jisoo's shoulder, as Jennie scooted closer to Jisoo.

BlueWaffleNibbler69:

Alreet bbz, I fink yae propa stunning lyk ya shud giz ya numba so I can txt ya sumtym an take ya out coz ya ideal lyk I'd bang ya all owa the bedroom lyk.

"First, what the fuck does that even say?  Second, that username is disgusting!"  Jennie said as she leaned back away from the screen.

"Are you going to write him back?"  Chaeng asked.

"Ew, no!"  Jisoo said but then made a noise of second thought, "Actually, yes I am."

Jisoo clicked on the reply button, paused for a moment, and then began typing; saying each word as she typed it out.

"Theeeeee(the) own...ly(only) tiiiiiime(time) I woooould(would) be cominnnnng(coming) anyyyyywheeere(anywhere) neeear(near) youuuu(you), isss(is) toooo(to) slaaap(slap) youuuu(you) in thaaaa(the) faaacccce(face) with a fuuuckinnng(fucking) diccctiiioonary(dictionary).  Youuuu(you) abbbsooooluuute(absolute) assssswiiiiipe(asswipe)."

"I like it!"  Jennie said before yelling into Chaeng and Jisoo's ear. "Lisa, let's fucking go!  We are hungry!...Oh, sorry guys." She finished after seeing the two girls jump and then shoot her a look of disdain. 

"Chill, Jennie.  I'm ready.  Let's go."  Lisa said as she walked out of their bedroom in her boyfriend cutoff jean shorts, a loose fitted, low cut white tank top, and flip flops.  Her wavy brown locks were pulled into a low messy bun and a few tendrils had escaped and fell loosely around her face. It took everything within Jennie not to drag Lisa back into their room and ride her all of her frustration out on Lisa's cock.

"Yes, because telling your pissed off girlfriend to 'chill' is the best thing to say to calm her down."  Somi said rolling her eyes.

"About goddamn time, Lis.  I'm fucking starving."  Chaeng said as she walked towards the door.

"Hey nerds, why is that guys username disgusting?"  Somi asked as she slipped on her shoes and followed the group to the door.

"Because it is.  Don't Google blue waffle, trust me."  Jennie said as she walked into the hallway and ignoring Lisa's comment.