Jade and beck breakup. Jade and Carly meet at a party that andre held and fall in love helplessly. When gibby finds out carly and jade are dating he is not happy and tries to when jade over. Read to find out what happens with secret get exposed, sti...
He was losing members to the church due to his head yelling and moaning in the middle of the lessons, to regain the members he sent out text messages to all his friends.
Edward accidentally sent the message to a random German person.
"Hey it's Edward from the satanic temple thank you for joining us in our bible studies of the satanist bible if you would sign up for 3 month trial go to __________ and get a discount on our official member card. Again thank you for your time and buying the satanic bible. WE LOVE YOU -EDWARD"
"Hey, es tut mir leid, dass ich nicht satanisch bin, und ich LIEBE DICH NICHT ZURÜCK! DU SCHRECKLICHER PERSON"
Translation: "Hey, I'm sorry I'm not sanatic and I DO NOT LOVE YOU BACK YOU ABSOLUTE HORRIBLE PERSON"
They said in very aggressive voice message.
Wow that voice was hot... Edward thought.
Edward was in love with the German person so he tracked him down and confessed his love.
"Hallo" Edward said
"Hallo guten tag, wer bist du?" The guy said (Hello. good day, who are you)
"Come to my home" Edward said
"no ich nicht kennt du" He said (No I don't know you)
"Bitch I don't know what the heck you're saying" Edward says as he picks up the guy and throws him in the back seat
"wer bist du, und was bist du tun" (Who are you, and what are you doing)
Once they get home Edward takes the German man on a date.
They enjoy the date even though German doesn't know what he's saying.
Edward takes German man and they lay down to go to sleep.
The German guy decided he was gonna get back at Edward and got a butter knife.
Once Edward was asleep he got ready to stab.
All the sudden a huge tsunami comes and takes the bed. Edward and German man fall of the bed and start to go under. Edward grabs German guy and uses him as a surf board/float. Once the tsunami starts to get smaller the run into a tree and fall on-top of each other and start making out.
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Then they get washed back into the ocean by the tsunami.
"Tschüss edward ich liebe dich" The German man says before they get separated in the ocean
