Britney (spears) walks into walmart and steals a single tampon. as she goes to walk out the alarm goes off. the security guard tackles her to the ground and throws her in the police car.
*at jail*
Once britney gets her phone time she calls gerard way and cries aggressively to him begging him to bail her out. „NO I DONT HAVE THE MONEY SINCE MY BAND BROKE UP" Gerard way says. He hangs up and gets in the car and leaves his house. Britney starts crying even more aggressively.
Once gerard gets close to the prison he starts speeding up and cums through the prison wall. Britney was in the bathroom and all the sudden she sees gerard way come through the wall. Britney hops in the car and goes. They speed up as the police start following after them. Gerard is going to fast that his wheels fly off and go through the polices windshield and hits them in the head. Now gerard and britney are riding on metal.
They crash into the river then into river (river is a person). They all start running, river started running on all fours like a dog. Gerard jumped on rivers back as river starts to run faster. Britney grabs the tampon she stole out of her bra, she takes the old tampon out and throws it at the cop behind her and starts trying to put the new one in while running.
„HEY!! YOU CAN GO TO PRISON FOR 6-10 YEARS IF YOU HAVE SEX UNDER 14 IN GERMANY" River shouts while slowing down from all the weight on his back.
Britney's tampon falls out and she jumps onto river and he starts to break down and his arms fall off. They crash into niagara (f)walls. They get soaked in white liquid. The liquid starts turning red because britney. Britney starts to look for a boat. The only boat was shane dawson boat. They get into shane's boat. Shane drops them off at a se store. Gerard and britney run in and steal a vibrator.
The police find them and take them to the mental hospital. They didn't check them so they vibrated all night in the hospital.
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