Waldo
Gm
My pronouns are she because I can't be her😩😩
Just imagine a pic of Zendaya
All I wanted was a good morning back smh
Soo pretty boy how's life.
Good, I'm so sleepy tho.
Idrc
Woah ok I'll sacrifice sleep for u
Bro my roommate is so attractive
The first time I saw him I was like shit he's beautiful, how an I supposed to live with him?
Damn prettier than me?
I haven't seen ur face dipshit
Ahh
Bye I see a cute waiter
Ur standards are so low.
Muahhh
There wasn't in fact a cute waiter. She was listening to that song Your New Boyfriend and realised that her roommate looked a awful lot like that singing dude Wilbur Soot.
Then it struck her.
SHE'S ROOMATE'S WITH WILBUR SOOT.
How did she not know? Meh she was like extremely dumb sometimes.
Once she was done with her interview she decided to go home and have some alone time. Well with Wilbur. She went and set her bag on the kitchen counter.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG MAN!" She herad shouting from Will's room.
"Thank you Tommy" Will says.
It's his birthday?
She decided to bake a cake for him. She enjoyed baking, it had been a hobby since she was 13 so it was no problem.
Once she set the pans on the oven Wilbur came out.
"Um happy birthday" She says.
"Thank you, whatcha makin?" He sits at the counter.
"A cake" She sighs. "In my defence you would be in there for more than an hour, so it would be baked and decorated. Pretend you didn't see it"
He pouted.
He fricking pouted.
"Aww" He smiles. "That's so sweet"
She gave him a big toothy grin.
"My pleasure, Wilbur Soot" She says hoping he wouldn't get mad at her.
His eyes widened.
"I'm a smart girl, you think I wouldn't come to know?" She chuckles while walking to the living room.
YOU ARE READING
Pick Me Up I'm Scared...
FanfictionEmily Black accidently texts the wrong person leading to a weird friendship. She puts up a notice for a roommate and a fella called William Gold reaches out to her. She has her secrets, he has his. I can't do this anymore. Just read the book.
