s_reid64 created a new chat
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cheet0z joined the chatHotchner: Reid, what is this about?
Reid: sorryididnotmeantodothat
Prentiss: Spencer did you just have a stroke
Rossi: someone teach this kid how to use the space bar
JJ: Spencer it's the largest button on the keyboard, right under all the letters.
Reid: SORRY I JUST UPGRADED FROM A FLIP PHONE TO A NEW IPHONE
Prentiss: spencer, turn the caps lock off
Reid: HOW DO I DO THAT
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JJ: ew why is Hotch's username that
Reid: GET IT LIKE A HOTCHNER BUT ITS A HOT NERD THEY SOUND ALIKE
Prentiss: Thanks, Spence, we got that
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Morgan: you guys woke me up at the butt crack of dawn for this shit?? ^^
Morgan: supposedly the smartest person in the damn BAU and the kid can't figure out a regular keyboard
Reid: okay, I figured it out
Reid: hi Derek
Rossi: this is hard to watch
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Garcia: Reid, I appreciate you for making this because I've wanted to be in a group chat with you guys for a long time, but it is simply too early for this
Reid: what does one even do in a groupchat
Prentiss: idk, you can like share information to a lot of people at once
Morgan: or you can send your nudes to a lot of people at once
JJ: disgusting, Derek
Garcia: I wouldn't complain 🤭
Rossi: she's joking, please don't.
Prentiss: christ, I'm glad Hotch isn't here to see this
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Prentiss: fuck you Derek
Morgan: 😃
Reid: how do I send one of those little pictures?
JJ: there should be a button at the bottom left of your keyboard
Reid: 🔜🤩🌱❤️🔥😶🌫️😳💩🦻🏿🐵🦮🥃🧩💎🔗⚜️🚼🟡🏳️🌈
Morgan: instead of bothering us, how about you go download solitaire or something
Hotchner: I wish to be removed from this chat
Garcia: that's really too bad, boss
JJ: we need to have a serious talk about your username, Hotch
Hotchner: ...
Prentiss: we're waiting
Hotchner: there's no explanation. I thought it was funny.
Rossi: wow!! Didn't think you had it in you!
Morgan: if no one has anything important to discuss, I'm logging off
Garcia: I have something important to discuss!
Rossi: okay, mind sharing with us what that is
princessxsunshine sent a video
Morgan: does a cat video count as important?
Garcia: absolutely
Prentiss: thank you for that, Garcia
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Reid: aw, why did Hotch leave?
Morgan: probably because you all are annoying as hell
JJ: mean
Morgan: I speak only truth
Garcia: relax, guys, he's just going to take Jack to school
Reid: oh ok
Reid: wait how do you know that
Garcia: I may or may not have, but definitely did, install tracking software on all your phones to make sure you're safe at all times.
Reid: oh, that's cool, tell me where I am right now
Garcia: you're in your apartment, silly
Garcia: and Derek is at his house and Emily is at her house, and JJ is...
Garcia: JJ is at Emily's house too! Did you guys have a sleepover and not tell me? >:(
JJ:...
Emily: sort of...
Morgan: holy shit
JJ: uh, gotta go, byeee
cheet0z is offline
Garcia: where did she go?
Morgan: probably to go do Emily some more
prentits69 is offline
Morgan: called it
Rossi: I am now very uncomfortable. Goodbye.
pasta.boy is offline
Garcia: looks like it's just you and me, Chocolate Thunder 😏
Morgan: sorry, babygirl, I'm headed off to the gym
Garcia: alright, see ya later, alligator
Morgan: see ya
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Criminal Minds Groupchat
FanfictionThe members of the BAU now have a groupchat! Featuring some Jemily :)