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s_reid64 created a new chat

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Hotchner: Reid, what is this about?

Reid: sorryididnotmeantodothat

Prentiss: Spencer did you just have a stroke

Rossi: someone teach this kid how to use the space bar

JJ: Spencer it's the largest button on the keyboard, right under all the letters.

Reid: SORRY I JUST UPGRADED FROM A FLIP PHONE TO A NEW IPHONE

Prentiss: spencer, turn the caps lock off

Reid: HOW DO I DO THAT

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JJ: ew why is Hotch's username that

Reid: GET IT LIKE A HOTCHNER BUT ITS A HOT NERD THEY SOUND ALIKE

Prentiss: Thanks, Spence, we got that

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Morgan: you guys woke me up at the butt crack of dawn for this shit?? ^^

Morgan: supposedly the smartest person in the damn BAU and the kid can't figure out a regular keyboard

Reid: okay, I figured it out

Reid: hi Derek

Rossi: this is hard to watch

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Garcia: Reid, I appreciate you for making this because I've wanted to be in a group chat with you guys for a long time, but it is simply too early for this

Reid: what does one even do in a groupchat

Prentiss: idk, you can like share information to a lot of people at once

Morgan: or you can send your nudes to a lot of people at once

JJ: disgusting, Derek

Garcia: I wouldn't complain 🤭

Rossi: she's joking, please don't.

Prentiss: christ, I'm glad Hotch isn't here to see this

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Prentiss: fuck you Derek

Morgan: 😃

Reid: how do I send one of those little pictures?

JJ: there should be a button at the bottom left of your keyboard

Reid: 🔜🤩🌱❤️‍🔥😶‍🌫️😳💩🦻🏿🐵🦮🥃🧩💎🔗⚜️🚼🟡🏳️‍🌈

Morgan: instead of bothering us, how about you go download solitaire or something

Hotchner: I wish to be removed from this chat

Garcia: that's really too bad, boss

JJ: we need to have a serious talk about your username, Hotch

Hotchner: ...

Prentiss: we're waiting

Hotchner: there's no explanation. I thought it was funny.

Rossi: wow!! Didn't think you had it in you!

Morgan: if no one has anything important to discuss, I'm logging off

Garcia: I have something important to discuss!

Rossi: okay, mind sharing with us what that is

princessxsunshine sent a video

Morgan: does a cat video count as important?

Garcia: absolutely

Prentiss: thank you for that, Garcia

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Reid: aw, why did Hotch leave?

Morgan: probably because you all are annoying as hell

JJ: mean

Morgan: I speak only truth

Garcia: relax, guys, he's just going to take Jack to school

Reid: oh ok

Reid: wait how do you know that

Garcia: I may or may not have, but definitely did, install tracking software on all your phones to make sure you're safe at all times.

Reid: oh, that's cool, tell me where I am right now

Garcia: you're in your apartment, silly

Garcia: and Derek is at his house and Emily is at her house, and JJ is...

Garcia: JJ is at Emily's house too! Did you guys have a sleepover and not tell me? >:(

JJ:...

Emily: sort of...

Morgan: holy shit

JJ: uh, gotta go, byeee

cheet0z is offline

Garcia: where did she go?

Morgan: probably to go do Emily some more

prentits69 is offline

Morgan: called it

Rossi: I am now very uncomfortable. Goodbye.

pasta.boy is offline

Garcia: looks like it's just you and me, Chocolate Thunder 😏

Morgan: sorry, babygirl, I'm headed off to the gym

Garcia: alright, see ya later, alligator

Morgan: see ya

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