Criminal Minds Groupchat

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door.slam420 is online

Morgan: so are we just not gonna discuss JJ and Emily's little "sleepover"?

cheet0z is online

JJ: nope we're gonna gonna discuss it 🙃

princessxsunshine is online
a_hot_nerd is online

Garcia: no, you bet your ass we're discussing this

JJ: there's nothing to discuss, we watched a movie and that's it...

Garcia: yeah, you're definitely hiding something

JJ: ... and then we cuddled on the couch and she kissed me passionately on the lips

Morgan: there it is

Hotchner: I am going to pretend I didn't read any of that, because if I did I might have to fire you both because coworker relationships are technically not allowed.

Morgan: that might actually be beneficial because then we'd actually get some work done around here.

prentits69 is online

Prentiss: you can't fire me, I'm too pretty to get fired

JJ: ^what she said

s_reid64 is online

Reid: hey guys, look, Garcia showed me how to use emoticons yesterday

Reid: :)

Reid: >:(

Reid: :/

Reid: :-(

Prentiss: very impressive, Spence

pasta.boy is online

Rossi: did she show you this one

Rossi: ╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮

Reid: why does he have nubs for hands

Rossi: no, he's sticking his middle fingers up at you

Reid: that still doesn't explain why he has nubs for hands

Rossi: forget it

Morgan: I like that one, Rossi

Prentiss: yeah of course you do Derek

Morgan: what's that supposed to mean

Prentiss: it means I think you're an asshole

JJ: play nice, Em

Prentiss: ok

Morgan: how come you're only nice to JJ

Rossi: because they're dating, dumbass

Prentiss: well, we're not official yet...

JJ: wait, we aren't

Garcia: this is awkward

Prentiss: maybe we should discuss this privately

Hotchner: yes, maybe you should, I'd hate to have to fire you

Garcia: no, no, let them talk. This can be like couples counseling

JJ: but according to Emily we're not a couple

Prentiss: this definitely feels like a conversation we should have privately

Morgan: anything you can say to JJ, you can say to us

Prentiss: um??? no??

JJ: yeah, text me privately, Em

cheet0z is offline
prentits69 is offline

Morgan: damn. I kinda wanted to see that

Garcia: anyone else got any tea

Hotchner: I am way too old to be having a conversation like this

a_hot_nerd is offline

Rossi: yeah, and I'm older than him

pasta.boy is offline

Reid: I have tea, actually

Morgan: why do I have a feeling that this is gonna be boring

Garcia: hush, Derek, give him a chance

Reid: it's the earl grey flavor, it's my favorite

Garcia: oh, dear, sweet, clueless Spencer. That is not what I meant, darling

Reid: but it's tea??

Morgan: there are a 1000 more productive things I could be doing right now

Garcia: like me

Morgan: watch that mouth, babygirl. I'm gonna go

door.slam420 is offline

Reid: well, my tea is getting cold. I should probably go.

Garcia: ok, see you later :)

Reid: see you later :)

s_reid64 is offline
princessxsunshine is offline