Criminal Minds Groupchat

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Prentiss: guys what should I get JJ for her birthday

a_hot_nerd is online

Hotchner: socks

Prentiss: anyone else

s_reid64 is online

Reid: the Encyclopedia Britannica 

Prentiss: I'm shopping for JJ, not my deceased great-grandmother

pasta.boy is online

Rossi: a pack of vintage cigars 😎😎😎

Prentiss: fuck you guys, I need actual help

Rossi: are you guys even official

Prentiss: how is that relevant

Prentiss: and it's none of your business

Rossi: aw, you don't even know, do you? 🥺

Prentiss: I thought the most unsettling thing I'd see today was the decomposing possum on the side of the road, but nope, it's Rossi using the "🥺" emoji

Prentiss: but you're right, I don't know.

Rossi: bummer

Prentiss: thank you very much for your helpful input, David

Prentiss: now what should I get her???

Rossi: that kind of seems like a you problem

door.slam420 is online

Morgan: boom roasted

Prentiss: shut UP Morgan

princessxsunshine is online

Garcia: aw, are we throwing JJ a surprise party??

Prentiss: I hadn't thought of it but it's a good idea ig

Garcia: wow you're like the worst girlfriend ever ur not even gonna throw her a party???

Prentiss: ...

Garcia: right sorry, you don't know if she's your girlfriend

Prentiss: rub it in, why don't ya

Morgan: can't go wrong with getting her some underwear

Prentiss: Morgan remind me to never accept a birthday gift from you

Hotchner: please tell me you don't actually buy people underwear for their birthdays.

Morgan: I don't see why it's a big deal.

Garcia: it's just weird???

Morgan: whatever.

Prentiss: I'm not buying her underwear.

Garcia: can we hold the surprise party at your house Rossi??

Rossi: no.

Morgan: bruh.

Prentiss: ok we never decided we were having a surprise party.

Garcia: well then you owe me 136 dollars bc that's how much i just spent on decorations

Prentiss: how??? you brought that up like 10 minutes ago??

Garcia: I live right by a Party City.

Prentiss: wonderful.

Prentiss: Rossi can we please have it at your place

Rossi: no

Morgan: boy I know you have nothing better to do

Garcia: idk man Rossi can get it he's been married like 7 times

Rossi: that is a gross exaggeration.

Prentiss: David please tell me you're not having a "lady friend" over tonight

Morgan: how do you know it's not a man 😳

Prentiss: I don't sorry

Prentiss: David please tell me you're not having a "gentleman friend" over tonight

Morgan: there you go, covered all the bases

Rossi: I'm not.

Rossi: I just don't want you morons trashing my place.

Garcia: hurtful 😪

Morgan: it's fine we volunteer Spencer for clean up crew

Reid: wait, what?

Prentiss: oh, now he talks.

Rossi: fine. Assuming everyone's free, you can come to my house tonight for a surprise party.

Garcia: yassss, see you all soon

to be continued

a/n: damn it's been a minute lol. anyways i got back into criminal minds so maybe i'll update this fic maybe i won't who knows it's a surprise :)