it was a beautiful day and shrek was gay. then draco malfoy came to say hey obviously nothing else. they went for a stroll in the park, they got ice cream, it was very creamy #NOSHITSHERLOCK
later in the day they went for a car drive. luckily they didn't crash or did they?... just kidding
they we're alive and happy enjoying the sun in the cold snowy winter it was very hot outside they had more ice cream and it did not melt because it was very cold outside
shrek smiled at his boyfriend sorry oops i meant draco. draco puckered his lips but then trump walked in, omg plot twist ikr
"HEY SHREK YOU CHEATING ON ME HUH" trumpy the wee baby screamed
shrek was confused because he is not dating trump he was dating malfoy #loversforlife. He approached trump about it and trump started crying i mean he is a baby so yeeaaahawww
trump was crying because he really wanted to be with shrek so trumpy lumpy came up with a plan to get revenge for literally nothing #playbetterthanrevengebyswiftlord
Authors note
Thank you all so much for reading this first chapter. I hope you are all enjoying it so far. I actually wrote this while my step-brother and romantic lover was in hospital dying, yes he is dead now #rip. ANYWAY IM SUPER HAPPY RN SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER
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Shrek x Draco Malfoy :)
RomanceThe adventures of shrek and draco featuring many famous super cool side characters