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Dear diary,
I have a confession to make. I secretly fucked Hobi's hot girlfriend (y/n) last weekend.
One look at a woman and I know exactly what she's craving deep down... and the way (y/n) always appears so sexually unsatisfied and frustrated around Hobi seriously irritates me. Baby, if you want mind blowing dick, then daddy will give it to you hard. They don't call me the pussy whisperer for nothing.
The cuddly coochy coo shit in any relationship quickly gets boring, and that's exactly what I found (y/n) thinking when I caught her constantly seductively staring at me. The flirty lip bites as she stealthily observes me, the sexy kitten eyes whilst talking to me, not to mention those low cut shirts showing off her perky tits that she only wears when I'm hanging out with Hobi... you're openly gonna thirst for my cock like that and expect me not to follow through with your dirty wishes?
Well, it's all a blur how we'd ended up getting tipsy at the bar together on that glorious night; me, Namjoon, Hobi, and (y/n). The two of them were annoyingly touchy feely that evening, but Hobi's not ballsy enough to sneak her into the men's restroom and fuck her senseless in the stalls like I would've. He's only giving her cute kisses on the cheek and lightly groping her when she obviously wants more... Man, I could literally see the sexual frustration build up on her gorgeous face with how Hobi's throbbing dick was poking into her perfectly round ass as she sat on his lap, but he was keeping things PG in public like the true gentleman he is. I love my boy, but if you can't satisfy a wild chick like that, then you're gonna lose her.
Meanwhile Namjoon's yapping in my ear about how he thinks Seokjin hyung's fucking his little sister, but my undivided attention remains on (y/n) who's luringly boring into my eyes and licking her juicy lips from across the table while Hobi keeps whispering things in her ear. Shit, my cock's trembling just from that one tempting look she's throwing at me, but I try to brush off the newfound heat swelling through my balls by redirecting my focus onto Namjoon's complaints.
Why's everyone in this friend group wanting to fuck people they shouldn't really be fucking? First the suspicion on Seokjin hyung and Namjoon's little sister doing the unholy deed, and now Hobi's girlfriend practically begging to bounce on my dick. Y'all need Jesus, I swear.
These kids love to call me a grandpa, and maybe I am one from the way I'm taking care of their drunk asses by the end of the evening, but what you children didn't know is that this grandpa's got a fat cock that was about to madly get sucked and fucked that very night. Namjoon chooses to walk back to his house so I put Hobi and (y/n) in the backseat before heading straight to their apartment, but I'm quickly getting irritated by the sound of their sloppy moans while they're making out in the car, so I start blasting my own damn music. Agust D represent.
