(HI GUYS AS OF 1/9/2017 I HAVE A NEW FANFICTION CALLED DONALD TRUMP CAN GRAB MY PUSSY ;) IT IS VERY SIMILAR TO THIS ONE BUT IT HAS MORE RECENT AND DANK MEMES INVOLVED SO IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN READING THAT IT'S ON MY PROFILE OR YOU CAN SEARCH IT OR HERE'S THE LINK.https://www.wattpad.com/357423509-donald-trump-can-grab-mi-by-da-pussy-a-thrilling )
hello dis is mi bob duncan doenuts. i hav a butt disorda and itz buttitchingitis itz wen ur butt itshes 2 mush becaws of peeza n doenuts n sexynest overlowd. i no dis becaws i diagnost myslef on webmd.
i hav a familee!!!!! mi wife amy (shees a fukin hoe and screems a lot ass if shees givin berth evry secund) mi son pj (hees stewpid as sh!t n writes twilight smut) mi daughter teddy (shees a smarta$$ n a lil bish n shud use some of dat ig filter dat she always uses in her pix in reel lyfe becaws shees ugli as sh!t) mi son gabe (fukboi n thinks ball is lyfe) mi daughter charlie (seemes rly sweet butt ive traint her 2 go on 350 secret al-qaeda raids) n mi son toby (sh!ts all ova my condums wen i don change his diapa)
mi job is an extermineater!!!!!!! in hi skool i waz in a band called 5 es oh es wit huke lemmons, meth clitoris n call em hood (YAS he iz actshually from da hood) i waz da drumma but thay kiked (kik mi: bobisafukboiandwantsurpussycat) mi owt bc i 8 all da doenuts n thay replacked mi wit sum gui nam3d ass in urgent n i feel reely sad
"DAD!1!1!1!1!1!1! yew 8 da last doenut!1!!1!1!!1!"
yells teddy
"I NO DAT FUKFACE"
i screem
"das 9 doenuts in a dai!!!!!!!!!"
yells teddy
"NO 1 UNDRSTANDS MI !!!!!!!!!!!!!! U FUKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT MI ITCHY A$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i yell as i run in2 da car. yee i has a docters appountmant 2 chek up on mi a$$! butt b4 dat imma drink 379282 bottels of beer
i drink 379282 bottels of beer
n then
i driv mi car
idk wat happent in da car becaws i am drunck af butt all i no is dat i parked in da tipton hotel n owtside da windoe i c a sexi ass man hoo is yellin @ 2 blond bois hoo r running arownd. i immedeatily no dat hees da luv of mi life. i itsh my a$$ n step in da hotel
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bob duncan can touch my PRNDL ;) bob duncan and mr moseby fanfic
Humorda legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he...
